Sol’s Naked Photo

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Sol’s Naked Photo

Characters: Sol Rosenberg

Summary

“Sol’s Naked Photo” features Sol Rosenberg in a slow-building, awkward prank call filled with confusion and hesitation. The conversation starts with an unusual premise and becomes increasingly absurd. Sol’s nervous delivery drives the humor throughout. Misunderstandings keep the call moving in unexpected directions. The pacing allows tension to build naturally. Fans enjoy its subtle and character-driven style. It stands out from louder prank calls. A unique and memorable piece of classic comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:02 Voice 2: “Hello. Hello”

0:04 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:05 Voice 2: “Hi! I’d like a picture naked of me please.”

0:08 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Because I’m very shy and embarrassed with this.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Aha”

0:13 Voice 2: “And… would you be able to handle that?”

0:15 Voice 1: “Yeah, I can do it.”

0:16 Voice 2: “Okay, great… Because my wife wants it, a picture of me naked.”

0: 20 Voice 1: “Aha”

0:21 Voice 2: “Because she says I have a wonderful muffin ass.”

0:23: Voice 1: (Laughs)

0:24 Voice 2: “You know and then maybe you could take a beautiful picture of me. Is this possible?”

0:29 Voice 1: “Yeah, I can take a picture.”

0:30 Voice 2: “Okay. Who’s going to be in the photograph?”

0:34 Voice 1:“Who’s gonna be in it?”

0:35 Voice 2:“Yes, aside from myself.”

0:36 Voice 1:“That’s just you.”

0:37 Voice 2:“You won’t be appearing in the photograph with me naked?”

0:41 Voice 1: “No.”

0:42 Voice 2: “Oh, okay. So, we could do this for me wife?”

0:44 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:45 Voice 2: “Ah. She…She calls me [Inaudible 00:47] neck and rubber neck and she would love this because it’s very sentimental for her. Thank you, you know.”

0:53 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:54 Voice 2: “Well, you would help me?”

0:56 Voice 1: “What do you mean help you?”

0:57 Voice 2: “Take this wonderful picture.”

0:58 Voice 1: “Yeah, I’ll take the photograph.”

0:59 Voice 2: “I don’t look that appetizing though. I’m a little fat in the ass.”

1:03 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Ah, I feel very silly about that.”

1:07 Voice 1: “Mm…”

1:08 Voice 2: “Okay? So…”

1:09 Voice 1: “Alright, I’ll take the picture.”

1:11 Voice 2: “Okay. Okay, then that’ll be great. I’ll come in and you could look at me naked and see if it’s worth it.”

1:17 Voice 1: “Well, I mean it’s not that it’s worth it or not.”

1: 20 Voice 2: “Oh, oh, oh, my wife is here. I gotta run. I gotta run. I don’t want her to know. I’ll call you back.”

1:25 Voice 1: “Yeah. Bye!”