Bamm! – Curly G.

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Bamm!

Characters: Curly G.

Summary

“Bamm” features Frank Rizzo delivering a fast-paced and explosive prank call. The conversation starts simply but escalates instantly. Bold reactions drive the humor forward. Frank’s loud delivery keeps the energy high throughout. Miscommunication adds to the chaos. Fans enjoy its intensity and speed. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A classic example of high-energy prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!”

0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?”

0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”

0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.”

0:14 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”

0:15 Voice 1: “Yo. I got some good music. I want to come down and yo – bamm! I want you to play that.”

0:20 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”

0:21 Voice 1: “Yo. I got some crazy good music.”

0:23 Voice 2: “OK.”

0:24 Voice 1: “Well, let me sing a song.”

0:27 Voice 2: “OK.”

0:28 Voice 1: “Yo. Hanging out the street with my hommies. Sippin up some beer and cronies. Yo. Wazzup?”

0:35 Voice 2: “I can’t understand you.”

0:37 Voice 1: “Yo. I’m a crazy fresh – crazy fresh – crazy silly fresh DJ.”

0:43 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”

0:44 Voice 1: “Bamm! Cradle Rock style.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:48 Voice 1: “Yo. Lemme come down there.”

0:49 Voice 2: “That’s fine.”

0:50 Voice 1: “Yo. I’ll come down with my shades, my girly girls, my sweet little cushions wrap. I’ll come down and I’ll swear I’ll bamm! Yo. I could hang.”

1:01 Voice 2: “I’m not sure what the purpose of call is.”

1:03 Voice 1: “Yo. Because this record star I want to sell you my record.”

1:06 Voice 2: “That’s fine.”

1:07 Voice 1: [Making irregular sounds] “Bamm!”

1:11 Voice 2: “OK.”

1:12 Voice 1: “Yo. Why don’t I come down here? I’ll come down there with my crazy fly girlies and my gold. I got crazy silly Gumby gold.”

1:19 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:20 Voice 1: “Right.”

1:21 Voice 2: “All right. I have to go.”

1:22 Voice 1: “Bamm!”

1:23 Voice 2: “Bye.”

1:24 Voice 1: “All right. I’ll see you later, girly girl.”