Willie the Jackass
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Willie the Jackass
Characters: Frank Rizzo
Summary:
“Willie the Jackass” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple conversation into a loud and chaotic prank call. The interaction starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its intensity and fast pacing. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A classic piece of prank call comedy.
Transcript:
0:07 Phone rings…
0:11 Voice 1: “May I help you?”
0:12 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:13 Voice 1: “Hi.”
0:14 Voice 2: “Yeah, Hi there honey. How you doin? Listen, how do I get a job at the park?”
0:17 Voice 1: “You’ll have to come in. You know where the park is?”
0:19 Voice 2: “Yeah let me ask you a question first. You know what it is? I want to walk around like one of those costume guys”
0:24 Voice 1: “Well…”
0:25 Voice 2: “You know they wear their silly suits around the park there?
0:28 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:29 Voice 2: “I got a suit. I call it Willie the jackass. I just ride around in his suit and…”
0:32 Voice 1: “No, you’ll have to come in an approved suit by [Inaudible 00:34].”
0:35 Voice 2: “Well, is there a guy I could talk to? With the suit it’s not bad, I’d do it in front of the horse there, you know.”
0:39 Voice 1: “No.”
0:40 Voice 2: “And you’ve ever seen when a dog is crippled, you put his legs down.”
0:42 Voice 1: “This is a family park.”
0:43 Voice 2: “I just drag the other side of the suit around.”
0:45 Voice 1: “This is Stanley park, sir.”
0:46 Voice 2: “Yeah, well, I’m going to be Willie the jackass in the family park.”
0:49 Voice 1: “No, I’m sorry. Hold on.”
0:55 Voice 3: “Hi, can I help you?”
0:5 6 Voice 1: “Yeah, how you doin? I just spoke to a girl there about going in a costume over there.”
1:01 Voice 3: “Aha.”
1:02 Voice 1: “Is that possible?”
1:03 Voice 3: “The costumes that you can wear in our park are our costumes. You have to audition.”
1:06 Voice 1: “Well, yeah, that’s what I would do. I would probably audition. I’ve worked in several other parks. It’s a very famous little act I do called Willie the jackass. I’m inside a suit.”
1:14 Voice 3: “Yeah, but we can’t have Willie the jackass in our park. It’s not one of our characters.”
1:18 Voice1: “Well, you just see this cute little donkey face and…”
1:20 Voice 3: “Yeah, I know but we only have [Inaudible 01:22] We can’t have anything else.”
1:25 Voice 1: “Those guys are great but I think Willie the jackass really puts a smile on kids’ faces. You know especially, what I do is I drag the ass side of the costume around the park you know because the back legs are crippled. I ain’t got nobody to fill that spot. You know what I mean? So, what do you think?”
1:38 Voice 3: “I don’t think we can use it. I’m sorry. We have to stick with our characters because they are corporate.”
1:43 Voice 1: “I tell you what then. I’ll come down and do a trial. You don’t have to pay me or nothing. Just get one of the kids here to run out and get me [Inaudible 01:49] because I get really high and dry in that suit, you know.”
1:53 Voice 3: “We can’t give you beer either. Sorry. We are not allowed to drink on property.”
1:55 Voice 1: ‘Willie the jackass is drinking. It’s not me.”
1:57 Voice 3: “No, no. I’m sorry.”
1:58 Voice 1: “You won’t see me drinkin. It will be Willie the jackass.”
2:00 Voice 3: “No, We have rules. I’m sorry. Can’t do that”:
2:03 Voice 1: “I’ll tell you what. Can you do me a favor?”
2:04 Voice 3: “Sure”
2:05 Voice 1: “Can you fill the position I have there, with the back legs being dragged around. Nobody wants to get into the suit with me.”
2:10 Voice 3: “Sorry, I can’t do that either. I’m busy.”
2:12 Voice 1: “C’mon, you and me, we’ll be Willie the jackass.”
2:14 Voice 2: “No, thanks.”
2:15 Voice 1: “Alright then honey.”
2:16 Voice 3: “Thanks for calling.”
2:19 Voice 3 hangs up.
2:20 Laughter.
Willie the Jackass – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“Willie the Jackass” is a bold and chaotic Jerky Boys prank call that delivers everything fans love about their signature style. Featuring the unmistakable Frank Rizzo, this skit takes a simple setup and turns it into a loud, fast-paced exchange filled with confusion, attitude, and escalating absurdity.
This is classic Jerky Boys energy, raw, unscripted, and completely driven by character. It’s exactly why they became true crank call legends and icons of classic comedy albums.
What Happens in “Willie the Jackass”
The call begins with what seems like a straightforward conversation, but it quickly takes a turn once Frank Rizzo steps in. From that point on, the situation spirals into chaos as misunderstandings and overreactions take over.
The humor builds through:
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Rapid miscommunication that escalates quickly
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Over-the-top reactions to simple responses
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A steady increase in tension and absurdity
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A character who refuses to back down
This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so effective, taking ordinary interactions and turning them into unforgettable comedy moments.
The Frank Rizzo Signature Style
Frank Rizzo remains one of the most iconic voices in classic comedy albums, and “Willie the Jackass” highlights his strengths perfectly.
His performance includes:
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Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
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Exaggerated reactions that fuel the humor
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Fast pacing that keeps listeners engaged
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A personality that turns frustration into comedy
This character-driven style helped transform recordings like this into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans keep coming back to “Willie the Jackass” because it delivers classic Jerky Boys intensity:
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Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
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A fast-paced exchange with nonstop escalation
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Frank Rizzo at full intensity
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A simple concept turned into bold comedy
For fans collecting Jerky Boys merchandise, this skit remains a standout favorite.
Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
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Fans of classic comedy albums
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Collectors of comedy collectibles
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Anyone exploring custom prank calls
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Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor
Whether you’re new to the Jerky Boys or revisiting their best moments, this track delivers a memorable experience.
A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys built their legacy by turning everyday situations into chaotic comedy. With nothing more than a phone call and a strong personality, they created moments that fans still revisit today.
“Willie the Jackass” reflects that formula perfectly. It’s direct, unpredictable, and entirely driven by character. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.
Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy history to your collection.
The Jerky Boys Connection
The Jerky Boys built their reputation by turning everyday conversations into unforgettable comedy. Their legendary prank calls rely on bold delivery, timing, and real reactions. Through their classic comedy albums, they became true pioneers of the genre. Fans of Jerky Boys merchandise, custom prank calls, and comedy collectibles continue to celebrate their work. Their formula is simple: take something ordinary, escalate it, and make it hilarious.