1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)

Characters: Johnny Brennan

Summary:

“1000 Chickens Trilogy Part One” introduces a bizarre prank call concept. The conversation begins simply but quickly becomes unusual. The premise creates instant confusion. Johnny Brennan’s delivery keeps it believable. The pacing builds steadily. The reactions add humor and tension. Fans enjoy the setup for the trilogy. A classic start to an iconic Jerky Boys storyline.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1: [Inaudible 00:04].

0:05 Voice 2: “Hello”

0:06 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:07 Voice 2: “Yeah, you got chickens there?”

0:08 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:09 Voice 2: “How many?”

0:10 Voice 1:  “How many do you need?”

0:11 Voice 2: “I need a lot of them. I wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t need them, right?

0:13 Voice 1: “What do you need? I have a lot of chickens. I have…what do you want? A thousand chickens?”

0:16 Voice 2: “Thousand? What’s a thousand? You kidding me or what? I got a big party coming up. I’m going to need at least two thousand chickens.”

0:23 Voice 1: “It’s a live poultry. It’s not like [Inaudible 00:00:25] like that.

0:27 Voice 2:  “It’s a live poultry. What… Is there a problem with that? I’ll come down and I’ll     hack the bitches to death myself. What is it a problem with killing little fuckers?”

0:34 Voice 1: “Right.”

0:35 Voice 1 hangs up.