“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)

Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)

Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)

Characters: Johnny Brennan (Sol Rosenberg)

Summary:

“Sol They’re Trying” features a prank call led by Sol Rosenberg. The conversation starts nervously. It quickly becomes chaotic. Panic drives the humor. Reactions increase confusion. The pacing stays fast. Fans love Sol’s personality. A classic example of Jerky Boys character comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Sol:             Hello, uh oh, okay, hold on a minute, please. Just hold your horsies. They’re trying to get to the phone, will you people give em a chance? Oh, god, you bastard, you.

0:15 Sol:             Twinkles! I smell shit. Did you shit in this house? *growl* Oh, did I wake you? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, okay, I’m sorry. Maybe it wasn’t you, maybe it’s my shit. Twinkles, please. Whatever you’re thinking of doing, please don’t. *snarling* Agh, oh, stop, oh god, god and baby Jesus, help me. Help. Oh god, oh, I’m beat up bad, stay back. Somebody help me, oh god, someone help me. Stay back, Twinkles.