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Sex Therapy

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Sex Therapy

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary: 

“Sex Therapy” features Frank Rizzo turning an awkward topic into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation begins with an unusual premise and quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its edgy concept and intensity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..

0:07 Voice 1: “Can I help you?”

0:08 Voice 2: “Yes, I’m calling for sexual therapy.”

0:12 Voice 1: Who referred you to us?”

0:13 Voice 2: “Well, I’ve gotten the number from the newspaper.”

0:17 Voice 1: “From the newspaper?”

0:18 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:19 Voice 1: “May I ask which newspaper?”

0:21 Voice 2: “Oh, the Village Voice.  It’s right here in front of me, if you don’t believe me.  I’ll read it to you.”

0:24 Voice 1: “No, I believe you.”

0:25 Voice 2: “Okay.  Listen, I really could use the help.”

0:28 Voice 1: “Yeah, one moment please sir.  Yeah, hello.”

0:34 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:35 Voice 1: “Yeah.  Are you seeking therapy by yourself?”

0:39: Voice 2: “Well, what I want is… yeah, we were going to do a group little thing, but the guys backed out.  I just could… really could use the help myself.”

0:46 Voice 1: “Well, uh… [Inaudible 00:47] I don’t understand what you’re talking.”

0:48 Voice 2: “Well, I was, you know, not functioning properly and we would always try new techniques n stuff, but I just…”

0:54 Voice 1: “Are you coming to therapy with your partner?”

0:56 Voice 2: “Well, you see, my… it’s [Inaudible 00:58] or twisted like a little weiner package that something…”

1:01 Voice 1: “I don’t understand what you’re talking.”

1:02 Voice 2: “Yeah, I mean it’s really crazy.  My partner should come, shouldn’t he?”

1:06 Voice 1: “Yes, we…”

1:07 Voice 2: “Well.”

1:07 Voice 1: “You would have to come with your partner.  Why don’t you talk to your partner about the [Inaudible 01:10]?”

1:10 Voice 2: “Well, he wants to come.  You see, what happened though… last night we had this like…”

1:14 Voice 1: “Don’t discuss partners on the telephone sir, so you’ll have to book an appointment to see the doctor with your…”

1:19 Voice 2: “Well, if I come in, will the doctor, like will he, you know, touch me and [Inaudible 00:22].”

1:22 Voice 1: “If he touches you, this is… you’d be meeting with the doctor for consultation.”

1:26 Voice 2: “And is he a nice doctor, a nice man?”

1:29 Voice 1: “No, he’s a terrible man…

1:30 Voice 2: “Yeah, but the…”

1:31 Voice 1: …obviously.”

1:31 Voice 2: “No, I’ve had some dealings with the… I went to a doctor once and he shot a pumpkin ball right in my… like in my ass and it really hurt me and I really don’t want this guy doing shit like that.”

1:44 Laughter.