Mariposa – Pico

The Jerky Boys, Album 4

Title: Mariposa

Characters: Pico

Summary:

“Mariposa Pico” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple conversation into a fast-paced and chaotic prank call. The interaction begins normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor throughout. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high. Confusion builds with each exchange. Fans enjoy its rapid pace and intensity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:01 Voice 1: “Store trading.”

0:02 Pico: “Hello.”

0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:04 Pico: “Hello. How are you doin’?”

0:05 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:06 Pico: “I saw your ad in the paper.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

0:8 Pico: “You said to learn how to shoot.”

0:10 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

0:11 Pico: “Can I learn how to shoot?”

0:13 Voice 1: “You’re lookin’ to learn how to shoot?”

0:15 Pico: “But that’s what the ad said he is tellin’ me – I read the ad he is tellin’ me to shoot. Who is this?”

0:21 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:22 Pico: “Hello. What are you doing, Mariposa? What are you doin’?”

0:25 Voice 1: “How am I doing?”

0:27 Pico: “The ad said to shoot or no?”

0:30 Voice 1: “It’s to shoot a film.”

0:32 Pico: “Oh.”

0:33 Voice 1: “The lesson is if one shoots film, yes.”

0:35 Pico: “Well, one also can shoot bullets, too, you know.”

0:39 Voice 1: “Hmm.”

0:40 Pico: “What the hell are you doing?”

0:42 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:43 Pico: “Who in the hell are you?”

0:45 Voice 1: “Who are you?”

0:46 Pico: “I want to shoot something. What you want me to shoot?”

0:50 Voice 1: “Hey, you called me, baby.”

0:53 Pico: “Because you put the ad in the paper, it says to shoot something. Well, what the hell am I going to do?”

0:59 Voice 1: “You tell me.”

1:00 Pico: “Who in the fuck are you? What are you doin’? Hello? Mariposa? Hello?”

1:07 Voice 1: “Why are you callin’ me, huh?”

1:08 Pico: “Hello? Who is this? Señorita, what are you doing? Piñata?”

1:13 Man laughs.

1:15 Pico: “Hello?”

1:16 Voice 1: “Listen.”

1:17 Pico: “This is Pico.”

1:18 Voice 1: “Mira, Pico. Escucha.”

1:20 Pico: “Que pasa?”

1:21 Voice 1: “Que tal?”

1:23 Pico: “I gotta go for siesta now. You’re bein’ silly.”

1:25 Voice 1: “Que pasa contigo. Mira.”

1:28 Pico: “Coño. Maricon.”

1:30 Voice 1: “Oh. Maricon, eh?”

1:31 Pico: “Tu mama huevo.”

1:33 Voice 1: “Si.”

1:34 Pico: “Chupa la tenga la maricon.”

1:36 Voice 1: “Escucha coño.”

1:38 Pico: “Mas [Inaudible 00:01:38] la camello].”

1:40 Voice 1: “Escucha a mi.”

1:42 Pico: [Inaudible 00:01:42]. Si, maricon, si.”

1:46 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

1:47 Pico: “I shot the motherfucker in the face. One time, he go, Si, si. Aye. Si. Aye.”

1:54 Voice 1: “Oh. It’s too bad.”

1:56 Pico: “Crazy got his fuckin’ face blown right off.”

1:59 Voice 1: “Geez. That’s terrible.”

2:00 Pico: “His nose, he finds his nose in his pants pocket.”

2:04 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

2:06 Pico: “Que pasa.”

2:07 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

2:09 Pico: “Me llamo Pico.”

2:11 Voice 1: “Pico. Aye.”

2:12 Pico: “Pico.”

2:13 Voice 1: “Pico. [Inaudible 00:02:14] usted?”

2:16 Pico: “It’s time for siesta. You’re crazy. Bye.”