“Introduction” (Brennan)

Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)

Title: “Introduction” (Brennan)

Characters: Johnny Brennan & Kamal Ahmed

Summary:

The Jerky Boys created a new form of comedy through prank calls. Their characters became iconic voices. Real reactions made their content unique. Classic comedy albums built their legacy. Fans still enjoy their work today. Merchandise and collectibles keep the brand alive. Their influence continues across generations. A true starting point for comedy history.

Transcript:

0:01 Sol:             Ooh, wee, oh boy, look, it’s the big circus Tent. Wee! Wow! Let’s go inside. Please, can we go inside?

0:10 Frank:        Alright, alright, pipe down numb nuts, we’re going in.

0:12 Sol:             Ooh, Jack, look, look…

0:13 Jack:          Yes, yes, I see.

0:15 Frank:        I said pipe down you little prick.

0:17 Sol:             Ooh, hey, Jesus, Frank, that’s uncalled for. Why do you have to be so damn mean to me?

0:22 Frank:        Cuz you’re actin like a jackass. There’s people around watchin and you’re jumpin up and down like an idiot.

0:28 Sol:             Well that’s only because I’m so excited, Frank.

0:30 Jack:          Come on, Frank, lighten up, he’s just excited, he loves it here.

0:34 Sol:             Wow, look over there, they got ring tones!

0:36 Frank:        They’re called Jerky Tones, numb nuts.

0:39 Sol:             Okay, okay. Voice mails for your cellphone and your home answering machine? This is fantastic.

0:46 Jack:          Ooh, you’re right Sol, it really is.

0:48 Frank:        Alright, alright, the two of yous, the wandering Jew and the fruity ass bastard, let’s just get on with it.

0:52 Sol:             Hey, I found some new Jerky Boys calls, over here by the fat lady. Ooh, get off, get off!

1:01 Frank:        “What are you doing, numb nuts? Get up out of there, you horny little prick. Look Jerky, we got voicemails for your home answering machine and cellphone.