Husband Beating

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Husband Beating

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary

“Husband Beating” features Frank Rizzo turning a surprising premise into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts with confusion and quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the exaggerated style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its unexpected setup and intensity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings..

0:03 Voice 1: “Can I help you?”

0:03 Voice 2: “Yeah, How’re you doing?  I want to speak to somebody about a divorce.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Okay.  How can I help you?”

0:08 Voice 2: “Yeah, I’ve… I’ve been married 40 years.  I want a divorce.  I come in… I come in the other night from playing tennis and then my wife, I come in, she hits me all the time in front of my frie… I had enough of it.  I want to get a divorce.”

0:25 Voice 1: “Okay, sir.  Do you have any children?”

0:29 Voice 2: “Yeah, I got a couple of children, but they’re little older right now.  See… I… I’m telling ya I’m on the phone.  See, I want to get… she’s [Inaudible 00:37]… she follows me everywhere now.  I want a… I want a divorce.  I…”

0:41 Voice 3: “I don’t follow you anywhere.”

0:44 Voice 2: “I’m on the phone.  She… she even hits me in front of peop… I want a divorce because some…”

0:50 Voice 3: “You’re a fuckin’ liar.”

0:52 Voice 2: “She… get off.  Get away from me.  Get away from me.  Goddam you!  Get away.  I’m on the phone.  I’m on the phone.  You sound like you’re nice.”

1:01 Voice 3: “You’re sick.”

1:02 Voice 2: “You see what I gotta put up with.”

1:02 Voice 3: “You’re evil.”  

1:03 Voice 1: “And what’s your number sir?”

1:04 Voice 3: “I’ll throw you to the shit.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Goddam!  See, she’s taking out a fuckin’…”

1:07 Voice 3: “You’re a fuckin’ liar.”

1:09 Voice 2: “She’s takin’ out a knife with [Inaudible 01:11]…”

1:11 Voice 3: “You’re a…”

1:12 Voice 2: “Get away.”

1:12 Voice 3: “…fuckin’ liar.”

1:13 Voice 2: “Get away from me.”

1:13 Crashing.sounds.

1:15 Voice 3: “You’re a lyin’ son of a bitch.”

1:16 Crashing sounds.

1.17 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:18 Voice 3: “You lie.”

1:19 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:20 Voice 3: “You lie.”

1.20 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:22 Voice 1: “Hello.”