Synchronized Swimming

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Synchronized Swimming

Characters: Johnny Brennan

Summary:

“Synchronized Swimming” features a prank call built around an unusual topic. The conversation begins oddly. It becomes increasingly humorous. Confusion drives the comedy. Reactions build the moment. Johnny Brennan keeps it engaging. Fans enjoy its originality. A classic example of offbeat Jerky Boys humor.

Transcript:

0:00:   Phone rings.

0:02 Voice 1: “Good morning. [Inaudible 00:03]

0:04 Voice 2: “Mina, hi, how you doin’? Hello.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Hello. Can I help you?”

0:08 Voice 2: “Yeah, I want to be a swimmer, a synchronized swimmer.”

0:15 Voice 1: “Okay.”

0:16 Voice 2: “I could…”

0:16 Voice 1: “Where do you live?”

0:17 Voice 2: “I live up in the Bronx. I could do that.”

0:20 Voice 1: “Let me see if there’s any clubs in your area. Hold on just a second.”

0:27 Voice 2: “Hi. Ow… Mina, what you doin’? Ma’am?”

0:38 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:39 Voice 2: “What you doin’?”

0:40 Voice 1: “I’m looking to see if there is any clubs in your area.”

0:44 Voice 2: “Oh, thank you for doing that.”

0:46 Voice 1: “Okay.”

0:47 Voice 2: “I could swim. I’m a big time swimmer.”

0:48 Voice 1: “Okay. Hold on a second. Let me look.”

0:54 Voice 2: “Aiyee… baby stop! Mina, what you doing?”

1:10 Voice 1: “Make sure I get the [Inaudible 01:11] right.

1:12     Voice 2: “Mina, stop it, stop it. [Inaudible 01:16] Hello?”

1:17 Voice 1: “Yes.”

1:18 Voice 2: “Yeah. Hi, ma’am, what are you doing? I want to be a swimmer.”

1:21 Voice 1: “I just… This is the third time I told you. I’m looking to see who the admin chairperson is in your area, okay. And you could call her to see if there are any clubs. The closest one I have is Staten Island.”

1:33 Voice 2: “Did you ever do that… That synchronized swimming?”

1:35 Voice 1: “No.

1:36 Voice 2: “I could do that with my legs in the air too.”

1:38 Voice 1: “Now that’s wonderful.”

1:40 Voice 2: “I could spin around and all that you know.”

1:42 Voice 1: “Hmm.”

1:43 Voice 2: “I slapped him myself in the pool too, you know.”

1:46 Voice 1 hangs up the phone.

1:48 Voice 2: [Laughs]