Super Inclusive – The Woke Version | Jerky Boys Comedy Skit
Title: “Super Inclusive”
Characters:
Tom, Jerry
Summary:
Two friends discuss inclusivity and acceptance, each statement becoming more supportive than the last. The endless affirmation turns sincerity into slow-burn comedy through repetition and tone rather than punchlines.
[Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.]
Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up?
Jerry: Not much, just browsing through some books.
Tom: Oh cool, what are you reading?
Jerry: I’m actually checking out some LGBTQ+ literature. Trying to educate myself more on different perspectives and experiences.
Tom: That’s awesome, Jerry! I’ve been meaning to do the same. You know, it’s important to be inclusive and understanding of all people.
Jerry: Absolutely, Tom. We live in a diverse world, and it’s crucial to embrace and respect everyone’s identities.
Tom: Totally agree. Hey, speaking of inclusivity, have you heard about that new LGBTQ+ support group starting in our community?
Jerry: Yeah, I have! I think it’s fantastic that there’s a safe space for individuals to come together, share their stories, and support each other.
Tom: Exactly. It’s crucial for people to feel accepted and supported for who they are.
Jerry: Absolutely, Tom. Hey, let’s make sure to spread the word about the support group and encourage others to join in creating a more inclusive environment for everyone.
Tom: Definitely, Jerry. Thanks for bringing it up. It’s conversations like these that help promote understanding and acceptance.
Jerry: Anytime, Tom. Remember, love is love, and everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect.
Tom: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Jerry. Thanks for the enlightening chat.
Jerry: No problem, Tom. Catch you later!
[Tom and Jerry hang up, both feeling uplifted and empowered by their conversation promoting inclusivity and understanding.]
Super Gay – The Woke Version
“Super Inclusive”
Not every Jerky Boys style call needs yelling to be funny.
Sometimes the laugh comes from total agreement.
This skit plays on a familiar structure from the Jerky Boys universe. Instead of escalating conflict, the conversation escalates positivity. Every point is affirmed, expanded, and supported until the sincerity itself becomes absurd.
The original prank calls thrived on commitment to character, and here the commitment is to encouragement, understanding, and endless agreement.
The Setup
Two friends catch up over the phone. What starts as a normal conversation about reading turns into a continuous exchange of supportive affirmations. Each statement builds on the previous one, creating a loop of mutual encouragement that slowly becomes comedic through repetition.
Like the classic comedy albums, the humor doesn’t rely on punchlines. It relies on pacing, tone, and the inability of the conversation to naturally end.
A Piece of Comedy History
The crank call legends built their reputation by letting conversations continue longer than logic allowed. The laughter came from listening to people remain committed long after a normal person would stop.
This modern version uses the same technique. Instead of escalating anger, it escalates agreement. The style proves the Jerky Boys formula works in any tone, loud chaos or gentle sincerity.
Who Are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys were created by Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed in Queens, New York. They first gained underground fame in the late 1980s and early 1990s through self-released cassette tapes featuring raw, unscripted prank calls. Their breakthrough came with the albums The Jerky Boys (1993) and The Jerky Boys 2 (1994), which sold millions by delivering genuine chaos: voices improvised in real time, unsuspecting victims caught completely off guard, and no safety nets or scripts to fall back on.
The group’s brilliance lies in their unforgettable recurring characters:
- Sol Rosenberg: The perpetually anxious, whiny victim (frequently voiced by Kamal Ahmed).
- Jack Tors: The deeply insecure, bizarre oddball.
- Frank Rizzo: The loud, profane, thick-accented tough guy (voiced by Johnny Brennan), loosely inspired by Brennan’s strict father and the real-life former Philadelphia mayor of the same name. Frank is abrasive, entitled, socially clueless, and prone to shouting insults like “liver lips” or “assneck.” He demands the impossible and signs off with threats like “I’ll be there tomorrow with my tools, fuckface!”
Frank Rizzo remains one of the most iconic prank-call characters in comedy history. He has starred in dozens of skits across multiple albums, appeared in the 1995 Jerky Boys feature film, and even returned for the group’s 2020 revival.
Listen to the Skit and Relive the Chaos
If you’re new to The Jerky Boys, start with timeless classics like “Dental Malpractice,” or “Terrorist Pizza.” Then explore more Frank Rizzo highlights — from auto shops and restaurants to college admissions offices in later material.
At their best, the Jerky Boys prove that the funniest comedy often comes from relentlessly pushing the boundaries of politeness until they shatter.