Silly Food – Frank Rizzo

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Silly Food

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary

“Silly Food” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple food-related conversation into a loud and chaotic prank call. The discussion starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its relatable concept and intensity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Voice 1: “Pick-up or delivery?”

0:03 Voice 2: “Yeah. I want a pick up.”

0:04 Voice 1: “What would you like?”

0:05 Voice 2: “Well, first of all, is this Silly’s Pizza?”

0:07 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:08 Voice 2: “What’s with that? What do you – what’s so silly about the pizza?”

0:11 Voice 1: “Hmm, nothin’ really.”

0:13 Voice 2: “What kind? Do you make silly little pizza, silly dishes? What you know – this way I know what to go with.”

0:19 Voice 1: “Do you want silly food?”

0:21 Voice 2: “Well, it’s Silly’s Pizza. I’m sure I’m going to get some silly food. What do you make? Like a funny little meatball here or something?”

0:28 Voice 1: “[Inaudible 00:00:28]?”

0:29 Voice 2: “Yeah. Go ahead.”

0:30 Voice 1: “Thanks.”

0:32 Voice 3: “Hi.”

0:33 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:34 Voice 3: “What do you need?”

0:35 Voice 2: “Yeah. I am asking for some kinda of order there. But I’m tryin’ get a little more crazy with the order.”

0:40 Voice 3: “OK. Is it for pick up or delivery?”

0:42 Voice 2: “I already said pick up.”

0:43 Voice 3: “OK. You are talking to a different person now.”

0:45 Voice 2: “Yeah. Well, you know, this happens.”

0:47 Voice 3: “OK. And what would you like?”

0:49 Voice 2: “Well, I got to know what you got. It’s Silly’s Pizza so I’m looking for some silly – pretty silly ideas. You got a meatball here, chicken cutlet? What do you got?”

0:57 Voice 3: “We got chicken sandwiches that we rolled up.”

1:00 Voice 2: “Oh. So that would make them silly. Is that what you’re saying? That’s the route you do down?”

1:04 Voice 3: “Hmmm.”

1:05 Voice 2: “If it’s a sandwich, I’m not used to eating a rolled up sandwich so that would make it pretty fuckin’ silly if you know what I mean.”