No! – Mike Derucki

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: No!

Characters: Mike Derucki

Summary

“No” features Frank Rizzo, turning a simple refusal into a chaotic prank call. The conversation begins with minimal dialogue but quickly escalates. Repetition drives the humor forward. Frank’s bold personality dominates the exchange. The pacing remains fast and intense. Fans enjoy its simplicity and execution. The call highlights strong, character-driven comedy. A classic example of the Jerky Boys’ humor was built from a single idea.

Transcript:

0:01     Phone rings…

0:06     Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:07     Voice 2: “Yes. I want to know about the lawnmower equipment.”

0:08     Voice 1: “That’s great there. What about it?”

0:12     Voice 2: “What?”

0:13     Voice 1: “What about it?”

0:14     Voice 2: “Oh. I want to know if I can come and get it. Take a look at it.”

0:19     Voice 1: “Ah. Nope. Thank you.”