A Little Information – Jack Tors

The Jerky Boys, album 4

Title: A Little Information

Characters: Jack Tors

Summary

“Little Information – Jack Tors” features a chaotic prank call driven by fast-paced and unpredictable humor. The conversation starts with a simple request but quickly escalates. Jack’s high-energy delivery keeps the pace intense. Confusion builds with every exchange. Sudden shifts in tone add to the comedy. Fans enjoy its wild and unconventional style. The call stands out for its nonstop unpredictability. A unique piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings

0:09 Jack Tors: “Hello?

0:10 Caller: “Yeah hi ummm. Did you put an ad in the New York Press?”

0:12 Jack Tors: “Yes.”

0:14 Caller: “Ah for retro casting?”

0:16 Jack Tors: “Yes, a new game show.”

0:18 Caller: “Right, great.”

0:19 Jack Tors: “Yeah.”

0:20 Caller: “Umm can I have some information about it or how does it work?”

0:23 Jack Tors: “What do you need to know?”

0:24 Caller: “Umm well it says call ahh- between 12 and 8, so.”

0:31 Jack Tors: “Yeah, well what time is it now?”

0:34 Caller: “Now it’s ahh 4. It’s about 4 something.”

0:38 Jack Tors: “So that would put you somewhere right in the middle, wouldn’t it?”

0:41 Caller: *laughing* “Right.”

0:42 Jack Tors: “That’s something else isn’t it?”

0:43 Caller: “Yeah.”

0:44 Jack Tors: “You want a little bit of information?”

0:46 Caller: “Sure.”

0:47 Jack Tors: “Go fuck yourself, asshole.”