Little Elves – Tarbash

The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album

Title: Little Elves

Characters: Tarbash

Summary

“Little Elves” features Tarbash turning a strange idea into a chaotic prank call. The conversation begins simply but quickly becomes unusual. Repetition drives the humor forward. Miscommunication adds to the confusion. Tarbash’s unique voice defines the experience. The pacing remains steady and engaging. Fans enjoy its quirky and unpredictable style. A classic example of character-driven Jerky Boys comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:02 Voice 1: “Good afternoon. Little Elves.”

0:03 Tarbash: “Oh. I got much need clean.”

0:06 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:07 Tarbash: “My apartment very dirty.”

0:09 Voice 1: “OK. Where do you live?”

0:10 Tarbash: “I had one party last night, everyone drinking. Bottles everywhere.”

0:15 Voice 1: “OK. Where do you live?”

0:16 Tarbash: “I live in Manhattan.”

0:18 Voice 1: “OK. Do you want to make an appointment?”

0:20 Tarbash: “They destroyed my house so much that I have to reconstruct.”

0:26 Voice 1: “Really?”

0:27 Tarbash: “What is so funny? My house is a wreck.”

0:30 Voice 1: “Well, you must’ve had a good time.”

0:31 [Scratching noises]

0:34 Tarbash: “Hey, keep it down. Keep it down. Hello?”
0:39 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:40 Tarbash: “Yeah. The – the – hello?”

0:42 Voice 1: “I’m here. I am here.”

0:44 Tarbash: “They are doing work. Look at these guys, bad workmanship. Hey, keep it down. Hello?”

0:50 Voice 1: “Where do you live?”

0:53 Tarbash: “Keep it down!”

0:55 [Piano sounds]

0:56 Tarbash: “Get off my piano! Hello?”

0:58 Voice 1: “Who is on your piano?”

1:00 Tarbash: “Yeah. I don’t know. They call him Crazy Fingers.”

1:03 Voice 1: “When do you want us to come?”

1:04 Tarbash: “I need you right now to clean all these beer bottles all from my floor.”

1:09 Voice 1: “All right. What is your address?”

1:11 [Crazy sounds]

1:13 Tarbash: “Will you guys stop that? Stop that.”

1:14 [Crazy sounds]

1:15 Tarbash: “Stop. Stop. Stop. That. That. Hello?”

1:23 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:24 Tarbash: “Yes. I live in Madison Avenue 49th Street.”

1:28 Voice 1: “Forty-ninth Street. What apartment?”

1:30 Tarbash: “You have to go ninth floor.”

1:32 Voice 1: “Ninth floor.”

1:33 Tarbash: “Wait. Hold it. Whoa. What? Hey! Get off my drums. Hello?”

1:40 Voice 1: “Who is walking on your drums?”

1:42 Tarbash: “I don’t know. There are crazy guys here. Everyone partying. I’m a big party maker.”

1:46 Voice 1: “Oh, they’re still having the party?”

1:48 Tarbash: “Yes.”

1:49 Voice 1: “So if we come cleaning, they will just make it all dirty again.”

1:52 Tarbash: “No. But I am thinking – let – oh, boy. Someone just fell down.”

1:59 Voice 1: “Someone fell. Well, at least now they’re quite.”

2:02 Tarbash: “Very quiet. So you have to come by to clean all the – oh – ah – oh – ah! Hello?”

2:10 Voice 1: “What is your name?”

2:12 Tarbash: “Tarbash.”

2:14 Voice 1: “Talba?”

2:15 Tarbash: “Tarbash.”

2:16 Voice 1: “OK.”

2:17 Tarbash screaming.

2:18 Voice 1: “What is your phone number?”

2:19 Tarbash screaming.

2:22 Tarbash: “Hello?”

2:23 Voice 1: “I think you have to shoot them all.”

2:25 Tarbash: “What are you talking about? I love everybody in this life.”

2:30 Voice 1: “You love everybody.”

2:32 Tarbash screaming.

2:37 Voice 1: “What is your phone number?”

2:39 Tarbash: “What do you do that for, man?”

2:41 Voice 1: “What?”

2:42 Tarbash: “What do you do that for?

2:43 Bang.

2:44 Tarbash screaming.

2:46 Tarbash: “Why are you doing it?”

2:50 Voice 1: “You sound like a very happy person.”

2:51 Tarbash screaming.

2:56 Tarbash: “These guys. Oh, that hurt. That hurt.”

3:02 Voice 1: “Let me talk to one of your friends.”

3:03 Tarbash screaming.

3:08 Tarbash: “OK. Thank you very much, miss.”

3:12 Voice 1: “OK. All right. Bye-bye.”

3:14 Man laughing.

3:17 Phone rings.

3:19 Voice 2: “Hello? Hello?”

3:20 Voice 3: “Hello.”

3:21 Voice 2: “Hello.”

3:22 Voice2: “Hey, what’s up there, Juggy Gails?”

3:24 Voice 2: “Who’s calling?”

3:35 Voice 3: “Hey, how do you say there, sugar face?”

3:27 Voice 2: “Hello?”

3:28 Voice 3: “Where’s Juggy Gails?”

3:29 Voice 2: “Who’s calling?”

3:31 Voice 3: “Hi yah, honey. How do you do there? Hello?”