Herman – the woke version
Some characters never disappear.
They just end up in a different decade.
Herman was always built for awkward conversations, which makes him perfect for a modern setting. The Jerky Boys created characters that worked because they sounded real, unpredictable, and impossible to control. Putting Herman into today’s world turns everyday politeness into escalating confusion.
The result feels both familiar and completely new, exactly what longtime fans expect from updated prank calls.
Title: “Hermione”
[Setting: A cafe]
Caller: Hi, is this the artisanal coffee shop?
Barista: Yes, it is. How can I help you?
Caller: Uh, yeah, I have a bit of an issue. I ordered a soy latte, and it’s not soy.
Barista: I’m sorry to hear that. We strive to accommodate all dietary preferences. Let me fix that for you right away.
Caller: Thank you. And can you please make sure it’s not served in a plastic cup? I’m trying to reduce my plastic usage.
Barista: Absolutely. We use compostable cups made from plant-based materials.
Caller: Great, I appreciate that. Oh, and one more thing. Could you ensure that the coffee beans were ethically sourced and the farmers were paid fair wages?
Barista: Of course, our beans are sourced through fair trade practices, and we support sustainable farming initiatives.
Caller: That’s fantastic to hear. You know, I really appreciate your attention to detail and commitment to social and environmental responsibility.
Barista: Thank you for bringing these concerns to our attention. We’re always striving to do better for our community and the planet.
Caller: Absolutely. Keep up the good work. And I’ll be sure to spread the word about your ethical practices to my friends.
Barista: We appreciate your support. Enjoy your soy latte, and have a wonderful day.
Caller: Thanks, you too. Bye.
[End of call]
A Piece of Comedy History
The original classic comedy albums didn’t rely on scripted jokes. They relied on timing, silence, and real reactions. That formula turned the Jerky Boys into crank call legends. Ready to prank a friend? Start with a Jerky Boys birthday prank call order.
The Woke Version doesn’t replace the past. It shows how the same character behaves in a world with new social rules. The humor comes from the collision between personality and expectations, not shock value.
That’s why the character still works decades later.
Why Fans Love This
Fans hear two eras at once.
The delivery feels identical, but the environment reacts differently.
That contrast recreates the feeling of hearing a new tape for the first time. It captures the unpredictability that made the Jerky Boys recordings endlessly replayable.
For longtime listeners, it feels like rediscovering a lost track.
What Makes The Woke Versions Unique
Same Character Energy
Herman still commits completely to the conversation.
New Reactions
Modern situations create unexpected responses that wouldn’t exist in earlier recordings.
Authentic Humor
Like all Jerky Boys material, the laugh comes from escalation, not punchlines.
The Jerky Boys Experience
From cassette recordings to modern updates and Jerky Boys merchandise, the appeal has always been authenticity. The characters aren’t jokes, they’re personalities placed into situations where anything can happen.
Herman works because the situation changes but the character doesn’t. Curious how it all started? Read the official Jerky Boys origin story.