Firecracker Mishap

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Firecracker Mishap

Characters: Sol Rosenberg

Summary: “Firecracker Mishap” features Sol Rosenberg describing a bizarre incident in a slow-building, awkward prank call. The conversation begins with confusion and grows more absurd with each detail. Sol’s nervous delivery drives the humor throughout. Misunderstandings keep the exchange unpredictable. The pacing allows tension to build naturally. Fans enjoy its subtle and character-driven style. It stands out from louder prank calls. A unique and memorable piece of classic comedy.

Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Doctor’s office.”

0:03 Voice 2: “Hi. Oh, hello. Hello.”

0:05 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:06 Voice 2: “Yes. Uh… we had some fireworks that were left over…”

0:10 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:10 Voice 2: “…from the fourth of July and I blew one off in my hand.”

0:14 Voice 1: “Oh!

0:14 Music

0:18 Laughter in the background

0:20 Music

0:23 Voice 3: “Hello. Can I help you?”

0:24 Voice 2: “Hello. Oh boy! Listen, I was lighting firecrackers that were left over from the fourth of July and I blew…”

0:30 Voice 3: “When did you do this?”

0:31 Voice 2: “Oh, about a little while, half an hour.”

0:33 Voice 3: “Okay, what kind of firework?”

0:35 Voice 2: “It was a firecracker.”

0:36 Voice 3: “Okay.”

0:37 Voice 2: “It looked like… you know when you finish with the toilet paper, the empty tube…”

0:40 Voice 3: “Yes.”

0:41 Voice 2: “It looked like that, about that size.”

0:43 Voice 3: “Okay.”

0:44 Voice 2: “And… uh…”

0:45 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:45] firecracker. That’s like a [Inaudible 00:46] there.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Oh boy! It’s big and it… my hand does not look good.”

0:51 Voice 3: “I suggest that you go to an emergency room and get immediate attention.”

0:56 Voice 2: “Yeah. This was a firecracker and the fuse and all of a sudden…”

0:59 Voice 3: “What you can do in the meantime is get…”

1:00 Voice 2: “Oh!”

1:01 Voice 3: “…a towel.”

1”02 Voice 2: “Fantastic! A towel?”

1:03 Voice 3: “A clean… something clean.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:05 Voice 3: “Doesn’t have a lot of lint on it.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:07 Voice 3: “Ones in the house is preferred.”

1:08 Voice 2: “You know what’s funny? I… it’s stingin’ me like crazy.”

1:10 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 01:10]… okay, in the meantime just wrap your hand in a… somethin’ like a gauze, somethin’ that does not…”

1:16 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:17 Voice 3: “…have lint on it.”

1:18 Voice 2: “Okay. You know, these firecrackers… my God! I can’t even… really, I‘ll tell ya I don’t even see fingers, but maybe it’s just ’cos I’m numb and stingy.”

1:26 Voice 3: “Just get a gauze, somethin’ that doesn’t have lint, somethin’ clean…”

1:29 Voice 2: “Ohh!”

1:30 Voice 3: “Some gauze.”

1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:31 Voice 3: “Wrap your hand and get to an emergency.”

1:32 Voice 2: “Ohhh! Boy oh boy! I really did it good this time.”

1:35 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:36 Voice 2: “Okay, let me wrap this up and I’ll see you with my nub.”

1:38 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:39 Voice 2: “Right.”