1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)

Characters: Johnny Brennan

Summary:

“1000 Chickens Trilogy Part Three” continues a legendary prank call storyline. The premise becomes more outrageous with each moment. Confusion and disbelief drive the humor. Johnny Brennan’s delivery keeps it believable. The pacing builds steadily. The reactions become more intense. Fans enjoy the ongoing storyline. A classic example of multi-part Jerky Boys comedy.

Transcript:

0:00:   Phone rings.

0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:04 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:05 Voice 3: “Hello. Hello”

0:07 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:08 Voice 3: “Yeah.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Yeah, what?”

0:10 Voice 3: “Who is this?”

0:11 Voice 2: “It’s me [Inaudible 00:12]”

0:13 Voice 3: “Who’s this?”

0:14 Voice 2: “Who’s this?”

0:15 Voice 3: “Yeah, you called three times. What you need?”

0:17 Voice 2: “I not call nobody. You called me.”

0:20 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from there.”

0: 24 Voice 2: “Why…”

0:25 Voice 3: “Excuse me?”

0:26 Voice 2: “Ma’am, my phone ring. I take the phone.”

0:27 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from here.”

0:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

0:31 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:31 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:32 Voice 1: “Hi. Ma’am? Hello.”

0:35 Voice 3: “Hello.”

0:36 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens.”

0:37 Voice 3: “Thousand chickens?”

0:38 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:39 Voice 3: “No. I don’t sell thousand chickens.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Sir? Does somebody have chickens?”

0:44 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:45 Voice 3:  “I don’t sell thousand chickens, sir.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Miss, this is a chicken market, [Inaudible 00:50]

0:52 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens, ma’am.”

0:55 Voice 2: “Okay. Come here.”

0:56 Voice 3: “Bye bye.”

0:57 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:57 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:58 Voice 1: “Ma’am?”

0:59 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:00 Voice 1: “Do you sell chickens?”

1:01 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:02 Voice 1: “I need thousand chickens.”

1:03 Voice 2: “Okay. Come.”

1:04 Voice 1: “Okay.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:05 Voice 1: “For parties.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Excuse me?”

1:07 Voice 1: “For a party?”

1:08 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:09 Voice 1: “Yes.”

1:10 Voice 2: “Come in.”

1:11 Voice 1: “Do these chickens have big assholes?”

1:14 Voice 2: “You coming, you pay the chickens. You got the chicken, no problem.”

1:18 Voice 1: “And you don’t care what I do with them?”

1:21 Voice 2: “You kill them?”

1:22 Voice 1: “We are going to kill them after we you know, you know…fuck ‘em a little you know.”

1:26 Voice 2: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

1:27 Voice 1: “You know what I mean?”

1:28 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:29 Voice 1: “It’s crazy sex.”

1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:31 Voice 1: “You’re a stupid bastard, sir! I’m going to call the police.”

1:35 Voice 2: “For what?”

1:36 Voice 1: “Let me speak to that lady.”

1:39 Voice 2: “No. It’s wrong number. [Inaudible 00:42] you see? I don’t know.”

1:44 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:45 Phone IVR: If you like to make a call…

1:46 Voice 1: “Stop it you basket!”

1:47 Voice 1 hangs up.