Sol’s Naked Photo
The Jerky Boys, album 2
Title: Sol’s Naked Photo
Characters:
Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their wife, who admires their “muffin ass.” Despite Voice 1’s confusion, they agree to take the photo, insisting it will not feature them in it. As Voice 2 continues to express self-consciousness about their appearance, they abruptly end the conversation when they fear their wife’s arrival, promising to call back. The skit humorously navigates the awkwardness of a request for a nude photo while blending in unexpected and quirky elements, culminating in a sudden exit as Voice 2 rushes off to avoid being caught by their spouse.
Transcript:
0:01 Voice 1: “Hello”
0:02 Voice 2: “Hello. Hello”
0:04 Voice 1: “Hello”
0:05 Voice 2: “Hi! I’d like a picture naked of me please.”
0:08 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:09 Voice 2: “Because I’m very shy and embarrassed with this.”
0:12 Voice 1: “Aha”
0:13 Voice 2: “And… would you be able to handle that?”
0:15 Voice 1: “Yeah, I can do it.”
0:16 Voice 2: “Okay, great… Because my wife wants it, a picture of me naked.”
0: 20 Voice 1: “Aha”
0:21 Voice 2: “Because she says I have a wonderful muffin ass.”
0:23: Voice 1: (Laughs)
0:24 Voice 2: “You know and then maybe you could take a beautiful picture of me. Is this possible?”
0:29 Voice 1: “Yeah, I can take a picture.”
0:30 Voice 2: “Okay. Who’s going to be in the photograph?”
0:34 Voice 1:“Who’s gonna be in it?”
0:35 Voice 2:“Yes, aside from myself.”
0:36 Voice 1:“That’s just you.”
0:37 Voice 2:“You won’t be appearing in the photograph with me naked?”
0:41 Voice 1: “No.”
0:42 Voice 2: “Oh, okay. So, we could do this for me wife?”
0:44 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:45 Voice 2: “Ah. She…She calls me [Inaudible 00:47] neck and rubber neck and she would love this because it’s very sentimental for her. Thank you, you know.”
0:53 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:54 Voice 2: “Well, you would help me?”
0:56 Voice 1: “What do you mean help you?”
0:57 Voice 2: “Take this wonderful picture.”
0:58 Voice 1: “Yeah, I’ll take the photograph.”
0:59 Voice 2: “I don’t look that appetizing though. I’m a little fat in the ass.”
1:03 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
1:04 Voice 2: “Ah, I feel very silly about that.”
1:07 Voice 1: “Mm…”
1:08 Voice 2: “Okay? So…”
1:09 Voice 1: “Alright, I’ll take the picture.”
1:11 Voice 2: “Okay. Okay, then that’ll be great. I’ll come in and you could look at me naked and see if it’s worth it.”
1:17 Voice 1: “Well, I mean it’s not that it’s worth it or not.”
1: 20 Voice 2: “Oh, oh, oh, my wife is here. I gotta run. I gotta run. I don’t want her to know. I’ll call you back.”
1:25 Voice 1: “Yeah. Bye!”