Roofing – the woke version

[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]

Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?

Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.

Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?

Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s John, and he/him.

Dave: Thank you, John. What seems to be the issue with your roof?

John: Well, it’s leaking pretty bad whenever it rains. I need someone to come take a look at it.

Dave: I’m sorry to hear that. We prioritize safety and quality workmanship. Now, before we proceed, I want to ensure we’re on the same page. Is there anything specific you’re looking for in terms of materials or environmental considerations?

John: Uh, not really. I just want it fixed as soon as possible.

Dave: Understood. We’ll make sure to use eco-friendly materials and minimize our carbon footprint during the repair process. Now, let me schedule a convenient time for one of our certified technicians to come out and assess the situation.

John: That sounds good. Thanks for being so considerate.

Dave: Of course, John. It’s our pleasure to serve our community with integrity and respect. We’ll have someone out to your property as soon as possible. Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

John: No, that’s it. Thanks again.

Dave: You’re welcome, John. Have a wonderful day.

[End of call.]