Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings
0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?”
0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.”
0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?”
0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?”
0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.”
0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike *beep* I’m an attorney in Manhattan.”
0:19 Frank Rizzo: “That’s great, Mike.”
0:21 Speaker2: “Uh, and I’m, I might be interested in doing something with you if you would be interested in doing something with me.”
0:28 Frank Rizzo: “Okay, shoot.”
0:29 Speaker2: “Well, I’m a trial lawyer for 23 years already.”
0:32 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, that’s great.”
0:34 Speaker2: “Uh, my specialty is negligence and malpractice work.”
0:38 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah.”
0:40 Speaker2: “I have some experienced in commercial litigation, but quite frankly, not much.”
0:45 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, me, I’m fuckin good, I get anybody off, you know what I’m sayin?”
0:48 Speaker2: “Do you have an office in New York?”
0:51 Frank Rizzo: “Actually, no, I was thrown out of my last office.”
0:52 Speaker2: “Uh huh.”
0:53 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I didn’t pay the fuckin rent, you know how that goes.”
0:56 Speaker2: “Uuh…”
0:57 Frank Rizzo: “Okay, Ray, ya seem to be gettin tired on me, or something.”
1:01 Speaker2: “I’m not getting tired, it’s just, I’m a serious lawyer, I’m looking to increase my business.”
1:05 Frank Rizzo: “I got some guy, some doh one time, he was upstate, he says a cow bit him. A fuckin cow bit him through the fence, can you believe that one?”
1:13 Speaker2: *Groans*
1:14 Frank Rizzo: “Ya see what I’m sayin?” And I got him a lot of money from that farmer.
1:18 Speaker2: *Laughs*
1:19 Frank Rizzo: “Ya see? That’s what I do.”
1:22 Speaker2: “This is crazy.”
1:23 Frank Rizzo: “Not to mention the fact I got him a few rides around a field on a fuckin cow, you know? Yeah, I got him off there.”
1:32 Speaker2: ”Uhh.”
1:33 Frank Rizzo: “Tell me some fun cases that you’ve had.”
1:37 Speaker2: “Uh, fun cases, fun cases. Oh, I get money for people in jail.” *laughs*
1:42 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, that’s cute.”
1:44 Speaker2: “Uhh…”
1:46 Frank Rizzo: “You go up to the country there, you know you’ve got all them fuckin farm animals, they’re all locked up.”
1:52 Speaker2: “Oh, this is a riot, this really is funny.”
1:53 Frank Rizzo: “You ever see a fuckin horse get whipped?”
1:56 Speaker2: “No.”
1:57 Frank Rizzo: “I used to throw hot coffee all over the ass of the horse there, and then whip him while he was kickin at me.”
2:01 Speaker2: *laughs* “I don’t believe that.”
2:04 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, those fuckin things are crazy. You know, I tried to sue myself one time.”
2:07 Speaker2: “And how did you make out?”
2:09 Frank Rizzo: “I cleaned myself out pretty good.”
2:11 Speaker2: “Yeah?”
2:12 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I’m a rainmaker.”
2:13 Speaker2: “Alright.”
2:16 Frank Rizzo: “What do you say there, Mike?”
2:18 Speaker2: “I say it’s quitting time for me.”
2:20 Frank Rizzo: “What’s your name?”
2:21 Speaker2: “Mike.”
2:22 Frank Rizzo: “Okay, Mike. So then I’ll talk to you later, then. Have a good weekend.”
2:26 Speaker2: “You too.”
2:27 Frank Rizzo: “Get yourself all liquored up.”
2:28 Speaker2: “I’ll do that.“
2:29 Frank Rizzo: “Alright there, Mike.”
2:31 Speaker2: “I’m goin to the fights tonight, I’ll really get liquored up.”
2:32 Frank Rizzo: “Get liquored up, get in the ring yourself, you crazy fuck.”
2:35 Speaker2: *laughs*
2:36 Frank Rizzo: “Alright there, Charlie.”
2:37 Speaker2: “Bye.”
2:38 Frank Rizzo: “So long, ya fuck.
2:39 Speaker2: *laughs*