The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Pork Fried Rice

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0:00 Phone rings

0:04 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:05 Voice 2: “Hi. Hi”

0:07 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:08 Voice 2: “One [Inaudible 00:09] you have rice?”

0:12 Voice 1: “Sorry, do you want deliver rice?”

0:13 Voice 2: “Pork fried rice. Hello.”

0:17 Voice 1: “What do you want now?”

0:19 Voice 2: “Pork fried rice, small piece of pussy.”

0:22 Voice 1: “Sorry, I don’t understand.”

0:26 Voice 2: “Pussy. Pork fried rice.”

0:29 Voice 1: “Rice?”

0:30 Voice 2: “Rice.”

0:31 Voice 1: “You want brown white rice right?”

0:32 Voice 2: “Right.”

0:33 Voice 1: ‘Aha.”

0:34 Voice 2: “I would like the pussy too.”

0:35 Voice 1: “What?”

0:36 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:38 Voice 1: “Rice and what?”

0:40 Voice 2: “Rice and pussy.”

0:42 Voice 1: “Sushi?”

0:43 Voice 2: “Right.

0:44 Voice 1: “What kind of sushi?”

0:47 Voice 2: [Speaks in native language] Hello.”

0:49 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:50 Voice 2: “Pussy” [Speaks in native language]

0:53 Call ends.