Mariposa – Pico

The Jerky Boys, Album 4

Title: Mariposa

Characters: Pico

Summary:

Transcript:

 

0:01 Phone rings…

0:01 Voice 1: “Store trading.”

0:02 Pico: “Hello.”

0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:04 Pico: “Hello. How are you doin’?”

0:05 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:06 Pico: “I saw your ad in the paper.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

0:8 Pico: “You said to learn how to shoot.”

0:10 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

0:11 Pico: “Can I learn how to shoot?”

0:13 Voice 1: “You’re lookin’ to learn how to shoot?”

0:15 Pico: “But that’s what the ad said he is tellin’ me – I read the ad he is tellin’ me to shoot. Who is this?”

0:21 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:22 Pico: “Hello. What are you doing, Mariposa? What are you doin’?”

0:25 Voice 1: “How am I doing?”

0:27 Pico: “The ad said to shoot or no?”

0:30 Voice 1: “It’s to shoot a film.”

0:32 Pico: “Oh.”

0:33 Voice 1: “The lesson is if one shoots film, yes.”

0:35 Pico: “Well, one also can shoot bullets, too, you know.”

0:39 Voice 1: “Hmm.”

0:40 Pico: “What the hell are you doing?”

0:42 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:43 Pico: “Who in the hell are you?”

0:45 Voice 1: “Who are you?”

0:46 Pico: “I want to shoot something. What you want me to shoot?”

0:50 Voice 1: “Hey, you called me, baby.”

0:53 Pico: “Because you put the ad in the paper, it says to shoot something. Well, what the hell am I going to do?”

0:59 Voice 1: “You tell me.”

1:00 Pico: “Who in the fuck are you? What are you doin’? Hello? Mariposa? Hello?”

1:07 Voice 1: “Why are you callin’ me, huh?”

1:08 Pico: “Hello? Who is this? Señorita, what are you doing? Piñata?”

1:13 Man laughs.

1:15 Pico: “Hello?”

1:16 Voice 1: “Listen.”

1:17 Pico: “This is Pico.”

1:18 Voice 1: “Mira, Pico. Escucha.”

1:20 Pico: “Que pasa?”

1:21 Voice 1: “Que tal?”

1:23 Pico: “I gotta go for siesta now. You’re bein’ silly.”

1:25 Voice 1: “Que pasa contigo. Mira.”

1:28 Pico: “Coño. Maricon.”

1:30 Voice 1: “Oh. Maricon, eh?”

1:31 Pico: “Tu mama huevo.”

1:33 Voice 1: “Si.”

1:34 Pico: “Chupa la tenga la maricon.”

1:36 Voice 1: “Escucha coño.”

1:38 Pico: “Mas [Inaudible 00:01:38] la camello].”

1:40 Voice 1: “Escucha a mi.”

1:42 Pico: [Inaudible 00:01:42]. Si, maricon, si.”

1:46 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

1:47 Pico: “I shot the motherfucker in the face. One time, he go, Si, si. Aye. Si. Aye.”

1:54 Voice 1: “Oh. It’s too bad.”

1:56 Pico: “Crazy got his fuckin’ face blown right off.”

1:59 Voice 1: “Geez. That’s terrible.”

2:00 Pico: “His nose, he finds his nose in his pants pocket.”

2:04 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

2:06 Pico: “Que pasa.”

2:07 Voice 1: “Como se llama?”

2:09 Pico: “Me llamo Pico.”

2:11 Voice 1: “Pico. Aye.”

2:12 Pico: “Pico.”

2:13 Voice 1: “Pico. [Inaudible 00:02:14] usted?”

2:16 Pico: “It’s time for siesta. You’re crazy. Bye.”