Little Elves – Tarbash

The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album

Title: Little Elves

Characters: Tarbash

Summary: 

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:02 Voice 1: “Good afternoon. Little Elves.”

0:03 Tarbash: “Oh. I got much need clean.”

0:06 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:07 Tarbash: “My apartment very dirty.”

0:09 Voice 1: “OK. Where do you live?”

0:10 Tarbash: “I had one party last night, everyone drinking. Bottles everywhere.”

0:15 Voice 1: “OK. Where do you live?”

0:16 Tarbash: “I live in Manhattan.”

0:18 Voice 1: “OK. Do you want to make an appointment?”

0:20 Tarbash: “They destroyed my house so much that I have to reconstruct.”

0:26 Voice 1: “Really?”

0:27 Tarbash: “What is so funny? My house is a wreck.”

0:30 Voice 1: “Well, you must’ve had a good time.”

0:31 [Scratching noises]

0:34 Tarbash: “Hey, keep it down. Keep it down. Hello?”
0:39 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:40 Tarbash: “Yeah. The – the – hello?”

0:42 Voice 1: “I’m here. I am here.”

0:44 Tarbash: “They are doing work. Look at these guys, bad workmanship. Hey, keep it down. Hello?”

0:50 Voice 1: “Where do you live?”

0:53 Tarbash: “Keep it down!”

0:55 [Piano sounds]

0:56 Tarbash: “Get off my piano! Hello?”

0:58 Voice 1: “Who is on your piano?”

1:00 Tarbash: “Yeah. I don’t know. They call him Crazy Fingers.”

1:03 Voice 1: “When do you want us to come?”

1:04 Tarbash: “I need you right now to clean all these beer bottles all from my floor.”

1:09 Voice 1: “All right. What is your address?”

1:11 [Crazy sounds]

1:13 Tarbash: “Will you guys stop that? Stop that.”

1:14 [Crazy sounds]

1:15 Tarbash: “Stop. Stop. Stop. That. That. Hello?”

1:23 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:24 Tarbash: “Yes. I live in Madison Avenue 49th Street.”

1:28 Voice 1: “Forty-ninth Street. What apartment?”

1:30 Tarbash: “You have to go ninth floor.”

1:32 Voice 1: “Ninth floor.”

1:33 Tarbash: “Wait. Hold it. Whoa. What? Hey! Get off my drums. Hello?”

1:40 Voice 1: “Who is walking on your drums?”

1:42 Tarbash: “I don’t know. There are crazy guys here. Everyone partying. I’m a big party maker.”

1:46 Voice 1: “Oh, they’re still having the party?”

1:48 Tarbash: “Yes.”

1:49 Voice 1: “So if we come cleaning, they will just make it all dirty again.”

1:52 Tarbash: “No. But I am thinking – let – oh, boy. Someone just fell down.”

1:59 Voice 1: “Someone fell. Well, at least now they’re quite.”

2:02 Tarbash: “Very quiet. So you have to come by to clean all the – oh – ah – oh – ah! Hello?”

2:10 Voice 1: “What is your name?”

2:12 Tarbash: “Tarbash.”

2:14 Voice 1: “Talba?”

2:15 Tarbash: “Tarbash.”

2:16 Voice 1: “OK.”

2:17 Tarbash screaming.

2:18 Voice 1: “What is your phone number?”

2:19 Tarbash screaming.

2:22 Tarbash: “Hello?”

2:23 Voice 1: “I think you have to shoot them all.”

2:25 Tarbash: “What are you talking about? I love everybody in this life.”

2:30 Voice 1: “You love everybody.”

2:32 Tarbash screaming.

2:37 Voice 1: “What is your phone number?”

2:39 Tarbash: “What do you do that for, man?”

2:41 Voice 1: “What?”

2:42 Tarbash: “What do you do that for?

2:43 Bang.

2:44 Tarbash screaming.

2:46 Tarbash: “Why are you doing it?”

2:50 Voice 1: “You sound like a very happy person.”

2:51 Tarbash screaming.

2:56 Tarbash: “These guys. Oh, that hurt. That hurt.”

3:02 Voice 1: “Let me talk to one of your friends.”

3:03 Tarbash screaming.

3:08 Tarbash: “OK. Thank you very much, miss.”

3:12 Voice 1: “OK. All right. Bye-bye.”

3:14 Man laughing.

3:17 Phone rings.

3:19 Voice 2: “Hello? Hello?”

3:20 Voice 3: “Hello.”

3:21 Voice 2: “Hello.”

3:22 Voice2: “Hey, what’s up there, Juggy Gails?”

3:24 Voice 2: “Who’s calling?”

3:35 Voice 3: “Hey, how do you say there, sugar face?”

3:27 Voice 2: “Hello?”

3:28 Voice 3: “Where’s Juggy Gails?”

3:29 Voice 2: “Who’s calling?”

3:31 Voice 3: “Hi yah, honey. How do you do there? Hello?”