“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
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0:01 Phone rings.
0:03 Speaker: “Hello.”
0:04 Sol: “Hello?”
0:05 Speaker: “Hello.”
0:05 Sol: “Hi.”
0:06 Speaker: “Hi.”
0:07 Sol: “Hi, thank you. Hello?”
0:10 Speaker: “Hello.”
0:10 Sol: “Hi.”
0:11 Speaker: “Yes?”
0:12 Sol: “Sir?”
0:13 Speaker: “Yes?”
0:13 Sol: “Hi.”
0:14 Speaker: “Hi.”
0:15 Sol: “Do you have worms?”
0:16 Speaker: “No.”
0:18 Sol: “Fish and tackle?”
0:19 Speaker: “Fish and tackle, yes.”
0:20 Sol: “No worms?”
0:21 Speaker: “No worms.”
0:22 Sol: “Do you have hellgrammites?”
0:24 Speaker: “Hellgrammites, yes.”
0:25 Sol: “They bite, and if I come in to buy fishing tackle…”
0:29 Speaker: “Wait a minute, you want live ones or artificial?”
0:31 Sol: “Oh god, those live ones, they bite, don’t they?”
0:37 Speaker: “Uh, yeah, they do.”
0:39 Sol: “They got like little snappers on them or pinchers, or something?”
0:42 Speaker: “Yeah, I only sell the artificial ones.”
0:44 Sol: “Ah, one time one of them, they bit my legs, they got me on my legs, so they all got loose in the boat.”
0:50 Speaker: “Oh.”
0:52 Sol: “And I, don’t get sore, but I couldn’t walk.”
0:55 Speaker: “Ah.”
0:57 Sol: “Don’t be mad. Hello?”
0:58 Speaker: “Hello.”
0:59 Sol: “Yeah. You have fishing hooks over there?”
1:02 Speaker: “Yeah.”
1:03 Sol: “Um, yeah, ah, I’m gonna go out deep sea diving. Hello?