Husband Beating

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Husband Beating

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Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings..

0:03 Voice 1: “Can I help you?”

0:03 Voice 2: “Yeah, How’re you doing?  I want to speak to somebody about a divorce.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Okay.  How can I help you?”

0:08 Voice 2: “Yeah, I’ve… I’ve been married 40 years.  I want a divorce.  I come in… I come in the other night from playing tennis and then my wife, I come in, she hits me all the time in front of my frie… I had enough of it.  I want to get a divorce.”

0:25 Voice 1: “Okay, sir.  Do you have any children?”

0:29 Voice 2: “Yeah, I got a couple of children, but they’re little older right now.  See… I… I’m telling ya I’m on the phone.  See, I want to get… she’s [Inaudible 00:37]… she follows me everywhere now.  I want a… I want a divorce.  I…”

0:41 Voice 3: “I don’t follow you anywhere.”

0:44 Voice 2: “I’m on the phone.  She… she even hits me in front of peop… I want a divorce because some…”

0:50 Voice 3: “You’re a fuckin’ liar.”

0:52 Voice 2: “She… get off.  Get away from me.  Get away from me.  Goddam you!  Get away.  I’m on the phone.  I’m on the phone.  You sound like you’re nice.”

1:01 Voice 3: “You’re sick.”

1:02 Voice 2: “You see what I gotta put up with.”

1:02 Voice 3: “You’re evil.”  

1:03 Voice 1: “And what’s your number sir?”

1:04 Voice 3: “I’ll throw you to the shit.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Goddam!  See, she’s taking out a fuckin’…”

1:07 Voice 3: “You’re a fuckin’ liar.”

1:09 Voice 2: “She’s takin’ out a knife with [Inaudible 01:11]…”

1:11 Voice 3: “You’re a…”

1:12 Voice 2: “Get away.”

1:12 Voice 3: “…fuckin’ liar.”

1:13 Voice 2: “Get away from me.”

1:13 Crashing.sounds.

1:15 Voice 3: “You’re a lyin’ son of a bitch.”

1:16 Crashing sounds.

1.17 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:18 Voice 3: “You lie.”

1:19 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:20 Voice 3: “You lie.”

1.20 Voice 2: Screaming.

1:22 Voice 1: “Hello.”