Frank’s Pickles

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Frank’s Pickles

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0:00:   Phone rings.

0:02 Voice 1: “Good afternoon”

0:03 Voice 2: “Hello. Frank’s Pickle Barrelas”

0:05 Voice 1: “Who?”

0:06 Voice 2: “Hello”

0:07 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:08 Voice 2: ‘How can I help you?”

0:09 Voice 1: “Who’s this?”

0:10 Voice 2: “This is Frank’s Pickle Barrelas. We run a pickle joint. How can I help you m’am?

0:16 Voice 1: “I didn’t call you. You called me.”

0:18 Voice 2: “My phone just rang here m’am.”

0:20 Voice 1: [Inaudible 0:20]

0:21 Voice 2: “So, what’s going on? What did you need for your order?”

0:24 Voice 1: “I don’t need anything.”

0:25 Voice 2: “You need pickles. I got pickles. That’s my business.”

0:28 Voice 1: “Well, that’s our business too.”

0:29 Voice 2: “Are you kiddin’ me?”

0:30 Voice 1: “No.”

0:31 Voice 2: “Are you serious?”

0:32 Voice 1: “No. This is [Inaudible 00:34] Pickle.”

0:35 Voice 2: “And this is Frank’s Pickle Barrelas. Where are you out of?”

0:37 Voice 1: “ Maspeth.”

0:38 Voice 2:  “Maspeth? So am I.”

0:40 Voice 1: “Oh, yeah?”

0:41 Voice 2: “Yeah. So, how many do you need? What do you need, a few barrels?

0:44 Voice 1: “No, I don’t need anything.”

0:46 Voice 2: “I got garlic, you know…dill, what do you need?”

0:48 Voice 1: “I don’t need anything.”

0:50 Voice 2: “I could truck them over to you today.”

0:51 Voice 1: “No.” [Laughs]

0:52 Voice 2: “You call me and you don’t need pickles.”

0:53 Voice 1: “I didn’t call you.”

0:55 Voice 2: “Are you crazy or what?”

0:56 Voice 1: “No, I’m not crazy. Somebody is trying to joke on me.”

1:00 Voice 2: “No. no, no my phone rang here and you’re asking me for pickles. Nobody is playing jokes.”

1:05 Voice 1: “Hey, don’t get uppity with me because my phone rang here and you got on the phone. I said, good afternoon, right?”

1:13 Voice 2: “No. You said, hey, Frank’s Pickle Barrelas. Can I slip you a pickle?”

1:17 Voice 1: “No. I didn’t say that. I’m sorry.”

1:19 Voice 2: “You said something along those lines.”

[Call ends]

1:23 Phone rings.

1:26 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:27 Voice 2: “Good afternoon. Frank’s Pickle Barrelas. Hello.”

1:30 Voice 1: “I didn’t call you. You called me.”

1:33 Voice 2: “Oh, not you again!”

1:34 Voice 1: “Don’t call me again.”

1:36 Voice 2: “Is that you again?”

1:37 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

1:38 Voice 2: “What are you calling me ma’am if you…?”

1:40 Voice 1: “I’m not calling you.”

1:41 Voice 2: “If you want pickles, I’ll send you pickles. Yes or no?”

Call ends.