The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6)
Title: The Flower Lady #4
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0:00 Dial tone..
0:02 Diane: “Hello.”
0:03 Jack: “Hello.”
0:04 Diane: “Is this Jack?”
0:06 Jack: “Yes, Hi! Who is this?”
0:07 Diane: “It’s Diane [Inaudible 00:07]stein. I want the address.”
0:08 Jack: “Hi Diane. Hi. Pardon me?”
0:11 Diane: “I want the address. I am sending [Inaudible 00:12]…”
0:12 Jack: “Okay, I am sorry. Hold on a moment.”
0:15 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:16 Diane: “Okay, I’ve had it. I’ve had it with you two. I’ve had it!”
0:19 Voice 1: “Who… who is this?”
0:21 Diane: “Put Jack on the phone now!!”
0:23 Voice 1: “You want to speak to Jack?”
0:24 Diane: “Yes, I do.”
0:25 Voice 1: “Then you must speak to Mr. Scott. Let me put you on to Mr. Scott.”
0:32 Diane: “Don’t do this again.”
0:34 Jack: “Hello.”
0:36 Diane: “You know what Jack? [Inaudible 00:36] you to talk. Do you understand what it’s like to leave the house? You’ll understand why I’m so angry.”
0:41 Jack: “Okay, I gave you the address hopefully.”
0:43 Diane: “You did not give me the address.”
0:45 Jack: “I thought we… okay, go ahead.”
0:47 Diane: “No, you go ahead.”
0:48 Jack: “Oh, I’m sorry. Yes, the address is 28 West [Inaudible 00:52] Street. Hello?”
0:55 Diane: “Twenty-eight…”
0:55 Jack: “Oh, she must have hung up.”
0:56 Diane: “No, I’m here. Twenty-eight…”
0:58 Jack: “She’s not on the phone.”
0:59 Diane: “I’m here. I’m here.”
1:01 Jack: “She must have hung up on us.”
1:02 Diane: “Jack, I am at work…”
1:04 Jack: “Harry!”
1:05 Diane: “…unlike some people.”
1:06 Jack: “Harry! I think she hung up Harry.”
1:07 Diane: “Is that Harry? Put Harry on the phone.”
1:10 Jack: “Harry?”
1:11 Diane: “Put Harry on the phone now.”
1:13 Jack: “Harry, she hung up. I was trying to give her the address. It’s not my fault she hung up.”
1:19 Jack: “Harry!”
1:20 Harry: “Yes.”
1:21 Background noise..
1:23 Jack: “I think she hung up.”
1:24 Diane: “Put Mr. Getzov on the phone now.”
1:26 Jack: “Oh! Oh, she’s still there.”
1:28 Diane: “Yes, I am here. Hello!!!”
1:31 Jack: “Oh!”
1:31 Diane: “I’m still here. Put Mr. Getzov on the phone.”
1:33 Jack: “Okay, hold on a moment please.”
1:39 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:40 Diane: “Okay, that’s it. I’m hanging up now. I’m hanging up.”
1:43 Voice 1: “You want to…”
1:43 Diane: “He’s not going to get the centerpiece.”
1:46 Voice 1: “Do you want to speak to Harry?”
1:47 Diane: “Ah, yes I do. I do.”
1:49 Voice 1: “Arghhhh! Ohhh!”
1:50 Diane: “Very clever! You’re very clever, aren’t you?”
1:52 Voice 1: “Then you must speak to Mr. Scott.”
1:54 Diane: “No! No, I’m not going to speak to Mr. Scott. You know what I’m going to do?”
2:01 Bob: “Hello. Hello.”
2:04 Diane: “Is this Mr. Getzov?”
2:05 Bob: “No, this isn’t Mr. Getzov. Ma’am, who is this? ”
2:08 Diane: “Who is this?”
2:09 Bob: “This is Big Ole Badass Bob, the Cattle Rustler. Who is this?”
2:13 Diane: “Oh, again with the jokes. Again, very funny!”
2:16 Bob: “What the hell are you talkin’ about, woman?”
2:18 Diane: “Give me the address then.”
2:19 Bob: “Nah, but [Inaudible 02:20] jackass.”
2:23 Diane: “Oh, you could [Inaudible 02:24]. You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to take that centerpiece off and I’m going to shove it up your ass.”
2:28 Bob: “What the hell are you yellin’ at me for [Inaudible 02:30]?”
2:30 Diane: “Give me the address.”
2:31 Bob: “I’m just comin’ by to visit my old friend Harry.”
2:34 Diane: “I would like to speak to Harry, okay? How many people do I have to talk to?”
2:38 Bob: “Nah, [Inaudible 02:39] you’re mad at me. I didn’t do nothin’.”
2:41 Diane: “I am very angry…”
2:43 Bob: “[Inaudible 02:43].”
2:44 Diane: “…with you people.”
2:44 Bob: “Lemme put on Mr. Joe and then Mr. Jack.”
2:46 Diane: “You put on Mr. Getzov.”
2:48 Bob: “You want to speak to Mr. Jack or Mr. Scott?”
2:50 Diane: “I’d like to speak to Mr. Getzov please?”
2:54 Bob: “[Inaudible 02:54] the house. Hey, you want to speak to Mr. Scott or Mr. Jack? Hello.”
3:04 Diane: “Yeah, I’m here. I… I…”
3:06 Bob: “I’ll put on Mr. Jack. Hold on a minute there. Hold on.”
3:12 Jack: “Yeah.”
3:12 Diane: “Jack, give me the address.”
3:13 Jack: “Hi.”
3:14 Diane: “What is the address?”
3:15 Jack: “I gave it…”
3:16 Diane: “[Inaudible 03:16].”
3:17 Jack: “I gave it to you.”
3:18 Diane: “You didn’t give it to me you dingbat.”
3:20 Jack: “Oh, I’m sorry, but I don’t need the insult.”
3:21 Diane: “Oh, you do need something. You need a job. That’s what you need.”
3:24 Jack: “I’m sorry.”
3:25 Diane: “Twenty-eight…”
3:26 Jack: “Okay, 28 West [Inaudible 03:27] Street. You know [Inaudible 03:28] really hurtful comments you’re swinging at me.”
3:30 Diane: “Look, I’m sorry I’m hurting you, but you know what you’re doing to me? You’re butting me out of my business. Twenty-eight West [Inaudible 03:36]. I’m sending it over.”
1:37 Jack: “Okay, thank you.”
3:38 Diane: “But no, you know what? I need to speak to Mr. Getzov first.”
3:41 Jack: “Okay. I… he’ll be in in several moments.”
3:43 Diane: “In several moments?”
3:44 Jack: “Yes.”
3:45 Diane: “You know what? I’m… you know what? You tell him to call me, okay?”
3:48 Jack: “Do you know what he’s doing… he’s up on the [Inaudible 03:50] to the volcano. He should be back any moment.”
3:52 Diane: “You know what? You have Mr. Getzov call me at his earliest convenience and then I will speak…”
3:56 Jack: “Oh, hold on a moment. I think he’s coming. Hold on.”
4:00 Harry: “Ahhh! You [Inaudible 04:01] got to move that goddam truck, you son of a bitch! Move it now.”
4:08 Jack: “Okay, okay. “Hello. Hello.”
4:13 Diane: “Yes.”
4:13 Jack: “He’s talking how he has to move the truck outside.”
4:17 Diane: “Moving the truck now… did you know that I had a phone appointment with him at 2 o’clock today?”
4:21 Jack: “He’s stopping traffic to police [Inaudible 04:23] out there and he’s got this other guy up here. We don’t like him at all. He’s a nasty [Inaudible 04:26].”
4:26 Diane: “You know what? I don’t like you Jack too… [Inaudible 04:28].”
4:29 Jack: “Oh, what have I done to you?”
4:30 Diane: “You have done many things to me.”
4:32 Jack: “Hold on a moment.”
4:35 Voice 1: “Hello.”
4:36 Diane: “Okay, it’s you again with the accent. Okay, you know what? I’m hanging up. You tell Mr. Getzov…”
4:40 Voice 1: “What?”
4:41 Diane: “…for me. You tell Jack. Tell him Mr. Getzov…”
4:43 Voice 1: “Oh, Jack? [Inaudible 04:45]…”
4:46 Harry: “Ohh!”
4:47 Voice 1: “Arghhhh!” Why you… Get off me! I’m on the phone.”
4:54 Harry: “Oh silly you goddam [Inaudible 04:56].
4:57 Voice 1: “Ohhh!!! Get off me!”
5:00 Diane: “Putting two pieces [Inaudible 05:01]…”
5:01 Harry: “Ohhh! What the hell are you doing, huh?”
5:04 Diane: “[Inaudible 05:04].”
5:06 Voice 1: Hello, miss.”
5:07 Diane: “Yeah. You know what? You tell Mr. Getzov to call me, okay.”
5:10 Voice 1: “You want… you want me to say that [Inaudible 05:11].”
5:11 Harry: “[Inaudible 05:11].”
5:14 Voice 1: “Then there’s a… you must speak to Mr. Scott.”
5:17 Diane: “No, I’m not speaking to anyone. Mr. Getzov will call me. I’m hanging up now.”
5:25 Jack: “Yes?”