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The Jerky Boys Album 2

Track List

“Pablo Honey” (0:39)
“Drinking Problem” (1:44)
“Pet Cobra” (0:57)
“Sol’s Warts” (1:46)
“Breast Enlargement” (2:17)
“Roofing” (2:39)
“Gay Hairdresser” (2:00)
“Volunteer” (1:50)
“Terrorist Pizza” (2:40)
“Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” (2:38)
“A Little Emergency” (1:05)
“Sparky The Clown” (1:56)
“Security Service” (3:48)
“Sol’s Nude Beach” (2:25)
“Diamond Dealer” (1:55)
“Sol’s Naked Photo” (1:25)
“The Mattress King” (1:52)
“Ball Game Beating” (2:52)
“Sporting Goods” (1:10)
“Scaffolding” (1:05)
“Sex Therapy” (1:45)
“Sol’s Phobia” (2:56)
“Cremation Services” (1:42)
“Pizza Lawyer” (2:41)
“Fava Beans” (1:34)
“Husband Beating” (1:23)
“*Bonus Track” (0:06)

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Roofing

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Roofing

Characters:  Frank Rizzo

Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the roof. He desperately seeks a solution, describing the leaks as buckets on his head and kids playing on the roof. Despite the roofer’s attempts to gather information, Frank continues with exaggerated stories of chaos, like the workers hitting each other with hot mops and crashing through windows. Ultimately, he arranges for the roofer to assess the problem, insisting that the roofer fire him off the roof if he gets in the way. The conversation is a comedic portrayal of a man’s exasperation with a problematic roof situation, peppered with exaggerated and absurd events.

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Pet Cobra

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Title: Pet Cobra

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The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging out of the shoe and insists on getting it fixed, emphasizing his need as he’s a magician with a gig that evening. Amidst screams and chaotic noises, Voice 1 attempts to understand the situation, asking for clarification and location of the shoe. Voice 2 continues in a frenzied manner, blaming the cat for the chaos and pleading for immediate assistance.

Despite Voice 1’s attempts to calm the situation and offer practical solutions, Voice 2 remains agitated, continuously interrupted by the cat’s actions. The conversation oscillates between frantic requests, attempts at clarification, and moments of confusion. Voice 1 tries to ascertain what is needed and suggests bringing the shoe over, but the conversation ends abruptly amid the chaos and screaming, leaving the resolution uncertain.

The skit showcases a humorous exchange filled with escalating absurdity and confusion, centered around a torn shoe, a frantic magician, and a mischievous cat, creating a humorous and chaotic atmosphere through exaggerated dialogue and frantic actions.

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Drinking Problem

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Title: Drinking Problem

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The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation quickly veers into the caller’s denial about having a problem. They attribute their behavior issues more to a high-strung temperament than to drinking.

Voice 1, presumably a counselor or advisor, suggests attending Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meetings or seeing a psychiatrist, attempting to address the underlying issues. Despite the counselor’s efforts to guide Voice 2 toward help, the caller continually deflects, emphasizing their comfort with themselves and dismissing the seriousness of their situation.

Voice 2 oscillates between acknowledging a significant alcohol consumption habit and downplaying its impact by attributing their aggressive behavior to their inherent nature rather than alcohol. They display a lack of self-awareness and resist acknowledging the severity of their drinking or behavioral problems.

The skit humorously highlights the caller’s contradictory statements, denial, and lack of insight into their issues. It ends with Voice 2 abruptly ending the conversation, displaying a stubborn unwillingness to accept help or recognize the need for intervention, despite the evident problems described.

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Pablo Honey

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Title: Pablo Honey

Characters: Pablo

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The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to come to Florida because they miss him. Pablo, still baffled, asks for clarification and seems unaware of who the caller is.

The caller, seemingly fixated on ensuring Pablo is maintaining personal hygiene, asks if he is washing himself. Pablo’s confusion grows as the caller continues to address him as “honey” and emphasizes the importance of cleanliness.

As the conversation progresses, Pablo becomes increasingly frustrated and demands to know the caller’s identity, to which the caller responds with frustration, calling him a “bastard” before abruptly ending the call.

Throughout the skit, the exchange remains puzzling and humorous as Pablo tries to understand the caller’s intentions while the caller persistently urges him to come to Florida and questions his hygiene practices without revealing their identity. The confusion and frustration escalate until the call abruptly concludes, leaving Pablo still unaware of who was on the other end of the line.

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