The album “The Jerky Boys” turned out to be the first of many albums. It is the self-titled debut comedy album of the Jerky Boys duo released in 1993. The Jerky Boys’ first album reached platinum sales status and put Jerky Boys comedy on the map.
The Jerky Boys Album 1 contains all the Jerky Boys classics.
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Track List
“Irate Tile Man”
“Unemployed Painter”
“Laser Surgery”
“Insulator Job”
“Egyptian Magician”
“Sol’s Glasses”
“Car Salesman”
“Sushi Chef”
“Super Across The Way”
“The Gay Model”
“The Home Wrecker”
“Auto Mechanic”
“Dental Malpractice”
“Starter Motor Repair”
“Hurt At Work”
“Hot Rod Mover”
“Firecracker Mishap”
“Punitive Damages”
“Piano Tuner”
“Gay Hard Hat”
“Uncle Freddie”
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Gay Hard Hat
Characters: Jack Tors
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Piano Tuner
Characters: Frank Rizzo
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Punitive Damages
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In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller discusses potential lawsuits and insurance issues, he suddenly suggests suing the lawyer for punitive damages, claiming the lawyer’s lack of assistance caused the accident. Confused, the lawyer tries to understand why he is being implicated and denies any involvement or responsibility. Despite the caller’s insistence on suing multiple parties and a brief emotional outburst, the lawyer firmly concludes that he cannot help, leading to the end of the conversation. The skit humorously highlights the absurdity of blaming others, even someone unrelated, for personal mishaps, showcasing the lawyer’s confusion and refusal to engage in the baseless accusations.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Firecracker Mishap
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Hurt At Work
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In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming Voice 2 needs legal help. However, Voice 2 seems more focused on emotional distress caused by their boss’s hurtful words than the physical injury.
Voice 3, the attorney, attempts to ascertain the situation, confused by Voice 2’s mix of emotional and physical complaints. Voice 2’s exaggerated claims include falling down stairs and their shoes falling off, alongside emotional distress from their boss’s remarks. Voice 3 tries to navigate the situation, suggesting a visit to file a claim.
The humor arises from Voice 2’s exaggerated description of the incident and the attorney’s attempt to understand and address the situation seriously. The conversation, laden with misunderstandings, showcases the disparity between the caller’s expectations and the attorney’s legal perspective. Ultimately, the skit comically highlights the absurdity in miscommunication and exaggerated claims while attempting to seek legal advice for a workplace incident.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Starter Motor Repair
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Auto Mechanic
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In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the question, claiming to have all necessary qualifications.
After being directed to speak with the boss, Voice 2 continues the conversation in a confrontational manner, reiterating their extensive experience but failing to clarify certain details about their qualifications. The boss, Voice 3, invites Voice 2 for an interview, but the conversation turns aggressive when Voice 2 makes inappropriate remarks and insists on starting work immediately, assuming they’ve been hired without confirmation.
The skit humorously highlights the disconnect between the applicant’s overconfidence and lack of professionalism. Voice 2’s aggressive attitude and presumptuousness about being hired clash with the boss’s cautious and measured approach to hiring. The conversation escalates comically, ending with Voice 2 arrogantly planning to show up the next day with tools, despite not actually being hired. The absurdity lies in Voice 2’s brashness and the boss’s bewildered but somewhat tolerant responses to the applicant’s outrageous behavior.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: The Home Wrecker
Characters: Jocko Johnson
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The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it done before she returns from a trip, aiming for a surprise.
The comedic element unfolds as Jocko, in his brash and insensitive manner, interacts with the female receptionist. He provides the address and details about the house, emphasizing the urgency and his desire for a quick demolition. Amid the conversation about the demolition, Jocko attempts flirtation, making inappropriate comments to the receptionist about running a potential hot dog stand after the demolition.
The receptionist handles the call professionally, attempting to gather necessary information while trying to politely brush off Jocko’s advances. Despite his persistent and crass comments, she maintains her composure and promises to have her boss call him back regarding the demolition request.
The skit combines humor with the contrast between Jocko’s aggressive, impulsive behavior and the receptionist’s professional demeanor. Jocko’s inappropriate comments and the receptionist’s subtle dismissals create the comedic tension throughout the conversation. Ultimately, the skit ends with the receptionist politely ending the call after Jocko’s persistent advances.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: The Gay Model
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Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when Voice 1 describes unconventional acts, including self-immolation as a performance, beating animals on stage, and the ability to pull large furniture from his posterior.
Throughout the conversation, Crystal maintains a mix of confusion, amusement, and a strained attempt to steer the conversation towards a meeting. Voice 1 persists in describing increasingly absurd acts, expressing a desire to showcase these talents to someone named Ronaldo, despite Crystal’s insistence that it’s actually Elon they need to impress.
The exchange escalates comically as Voice 1’s eccentricities continue, culminating in arrangements being made to meet, leaving Crystal in a state of amused disbelief. The conversation ends with Voice 1 affirming the receipt of the address, leaving Crystal to contemplate the eccentric encounter.
The skit navigates the absurdity of the conversation, highlighting Crystal’s attempts to navigate the surreal and nonsensical dialogue with a mix of humor and confusion as she tries to arrange a meeting despite the caller’s bizarre claims.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Super Across The Way
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