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The Jerky Boys Album 4

Track List

“Cold Feet – Frank Rizzo” (1:28)
“The Need To Dance – Jack Tors” (2:45)
“Sol’s Thermometer Mishap – Sol Rosenberg” (1:06)
“Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo” (4:22)
“Dead Pet Removal – Mike Derucki” (:57)
“Little Elves – Tarbash” (3:16)
“I’m A Diva – Jack Tor s” (1:55)
“Boats Express – Frank Rizzo” (1:54)
“Hey Sir! – Sol Rosenberg” (1:28)
“Kissel Sails – Kissel w/Wife” (2:17)
“Herman – Sammy Cox” (2:03)
“Rizzo The Rainmaker – Frank Rizzo” (2:40)
“Bacon – Jack Tor s” (:26)
“Food & Drug Complaint – Sol Rosenberg” (2:37)
“Hello Ray (The Phone Man) – Mike Derucki” (3:01)
“A Little Information – Jack Tor s” (:49)
“Trains – Jocko Johnson” (4:10)
“Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo” (2:54)
“Mariposa – Pico” (2:19)
“Spider Monkey – Jack Tor s” (2:18)
“Truck Registration – Frank Rizzo” (2:19)
“Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg” (2:53)
“Laundromat – Frank Puma” (3:16)
“Jerk Baby Jerk (Bass Mix) – the Jerky Boys” (3:13)

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Food & Drug Complaint – Sol Rosenberg

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Title: Food & Drug Complaint

Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary

Summary:

In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the air. The FDA representative patiently explains that the FDA is responsible for regulating food, drugs, cosmetics, and blood, but not radio broadcasts.

The caller persists, describing alleged abusive behavior by Howard Stern, claiming he has been physically harmed during fishing outings with Stern. The FDA representative repeatedly tries to redirect Sol to the appropriate authority, the radio station, emphasizing the FDA’s lack of jurisdiction over radio content.

Sol Rosenberg continues to share bizarre and exaggerated stories of personal conflicts with Stern, the FDA representative remains steadfast in asserting the agency’s inability to address the situation. Sol accuses the representative of being hurtful and unhelpful, expressing frustration at the perceived lack of action.

Despite the absurdity of the request, the skit cleverly satirizes misunderstandings about the roles and responsibilities of government agencies. The juxtaposition of serious government work with the absurd complaint about a radio show creates humor through Sol’s persistent confusion and the FDA representative’s futile attempts to explain their limited scope. The skit culminates in Sol Rosenberg expressing emotional distress, adding a touch of exaggerated drama to the humorous exchange.

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Herman – Sammy Cox

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Title: Herman

Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman

Summary:

In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning.

The prank calls begin with Frank Rizzo introducing himself, followed by Sol Rosenberg, both engaging in humorous and confusing conversations with unsuspecting recipients. The dialogue is characterized by mistaken identities, with Sol Rosenberg clarifying that his name is Sol, not Sal. The confusion continues as they interact with individuals who seem perplexed and, at times, irritated by the calls.

As the skit progresses, Herman receives a call from Sammy Cox, who comically complains about a hot cup of soup that has caused discomfort to his private parts. Herman, initially confused, tries to understand the situation but ends up laughing at Sammy Cox’s absurd complaints. The humor escalates as Sammy Cox accuses Herman of inappropriate actions with another character named Scott, incorporating suggestive and ridiculous scenarios into the conversation.

The skit concludes with Herman attempting to identify Sammy Cox, who playfully claims to be Pancho, adding a final touch of absurdity to the prank call. The exchange is filled with witty banter, mistaken identities, and over-the-top scenarios, providing a lighthearted and entertaining experience for the audience.

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Kissel Sails – Kissel

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Title: Kissel Sails

Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker

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In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly an “old man.” He reminisces about his past as a sailor during World War II, making suggestive comments and boasting about his experiences with women.

As Kissel negotiates for a cheaper price due to being a veteran, the yacht broker informs him of the cost, which Kissel finds too high. Throughout the conversation, there are interruptions from the two voices on the other end, one expressing dissatisfaction with Kissel’s attitude and the offered yacht.

Despite Kissel’s attempts to haggle and relate his wife’s dissatisfaction with the prices, the broker maintains that the quoted price is the lowest available and identifies the yacht as a 62-foot Hatteras. Eventually, due to Kissel’s persistent language and references, the broker decides to end the call, citing an unwillingness to tolerate the language any longer.

The skit unfolds as a comedic exchange filled with miscommunication, inappropriate remarks, and failed negotiations between Kissel and the yacht broker, leading to an abrupt conclusion with the broker ending the call due to Kissel’s language.

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