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Stop Staring at Me! (Album 5)

Track List

“Special Delivery”
“Willie The Jackass”
“1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part 1)”
“Nuts To You”
“Tarbash’s Cab Trouble”
“Masturbation Box”
“Rosine Likes Balloons”
“1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part 2)”
“Hucklebuck”
“Duck Cleaning”
“Super Gay”
“I Pickle They”
“Pork Fried Rice”
“Hair Vitamins”
“Burial Vaults”
“Marriage Insurance”
“Nam Hu?”
“Send A Salami To Your Boy In The Army”
“Pick Up Pie”
“Big Hock”
“Synchronized Swimming”
“Frank’s Pickles”
“You Wanna Scrap?”
“1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part 3)”

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I Pickle They

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: I Pickle They

Characters: Jack Tors

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In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s Pickle’s and Peanuts Pumps repeatedly. Jack Tors, representing the business, tries to understand and fulfill the order, offering not only pickles but also tomatoes, which are claimed to be incredibly tiny, almost microscopic “nipple tomatoes.”

The conversation spirals into a humorous exchange as Voice 1 struggles to comprehend the tomato size and type while Jack Tors persistently tries to seal a deal involving an unexpected box of expensive potatoes along with the tomatoes. Throughout the confusion, Voice 1 repeatedly asserts, “I pickle,” seemingly referring to their profession or activity.

The skit concludes abruptly as Jack Tors abruptly ends the call due to a supposed car accident, leaving Voice 1 still grappling with the bizarre deal they’ve unknowingly engaged in.

The humor arises from the miscommunication, absurdity in the offered products, and the persistent confusion between the two characters, resulting in a chaotic and hilarious conversation full of misunderstandings and unexpected twists.

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Super Gay

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Title: Super Gay

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The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when the caller demands information about specific superheroes and becomes agitated when the respondent lists various characters instead of directly addressing the request. The dialogue escalates as the caller uses offensive language and derogatory remarks, including homophobic slurs, towards the respondent. The respondent tries to maintain composure amidst the escalating aggression but eventually expresses shock and ends the call abruptly due to the caller’s inappropriate behavior.

The skit showcases miscommunication, frustration, and aggression, with one party trying to obtain information while the other struggles to meet the caller’s demands, resulting in a heated exchange. However, the conversation takes a highly offensive and inappropriate turn with the use of derogatory language and threats, leading to a shocking and abrupt end. The skit highlights the importance of respectful communication and the consequences of escalating aggression and offensive behavior during a conversation.

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Masturbation Box

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Masturbation Box

Characters: Sol Rosenberg

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This skit is a chaotic and humorous phone conversation between multiple characters, primarily involving Sol Rosenberg and various voices on the other end of the line. Sol seeks someone to weld a steel box for him, initially requesting it to be large enough for him to fit inside. The conversation rapidly escalates into absurdity as Sol makes inappropriate comments about using the box for private activities and even expresses a desire to imprison his wife in it.

As the dialogue progresses, confusion reigns as Sol interacts with different voices, some of whom are exasperated and others who engage in banter and mockery. The conversation jumps between Sol’s desperate attempts to communicate his request for a welded box and the bewildered responses of those on the other end, leading to a comedic cacophony of misunderstandings, outrageous statements, and verbal sparring.

The skit concludes abruptly as one of the voices hangs up on Sol after his persistent but futile attempts to clarify his request and identity. Throughout, the conversation is marked by Sol’s erratic behavior, escalating absurdity, and the escalating frustration of those he’s interacting with.

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