Frank Rizzo

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Safety Gates

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Silly Food

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Balloon Rides

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that they have their own launch ports and balloon facilities.

As the conversation progresses, Frank Rizzo shares a comical anecdote about a previous balloon ride where they were scolded for jumping around in the basket. Voice 1 reassures them that jumping is allowed, as long as the balloon is not damaged. The caller then humorously proposes the idea of bringing things on the balloon to throw down at animals, such as rocks or apples. The representative, unsure about the legality, hesitates, but Frank suggests doing it discreetly.

The conversation takes a more absurd turn when Frank asks if they can bring their own parachute, expressing concerns about the balloons going down frequently. The representative jokes that their balloons are made in America, unlike French balloons that allegedly keep going down.

The skit concludes with Frank stating they’ll call back to see if they can bring their wife along and jokingly mentions wanting to eject her from the balloon. The representative agrees, and the call ends with laughter.

Overall, the skit revolves around the humorous and exaggerated ideas the caller has about balloon rides, turning a simple inquiry into a lighthearted and entertaining conversation about jumping, throwing things from the balloon, and ejecting passengers.

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The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Santa’s Delivery

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Volunteer

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Roofing

Characters:  Frank Rizzo

Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the roof. He desperately seeks a solution, describing the leaks as buckets on his head and kids playing on the roof. Despite the roofer’s attempts to gather information, Frank continues with exaggerated stories of chaos, like the workers hitting each other with hot mops and crashing through windows. Ultimately, he arranges for the roofer to assess the problem, insisting that the roofer fire him off the roof if he gets in the way. The conversation is a comedic portrayal of a man’s exasperation with a problematic roof situation, peppered with exaggerated and absurd events.

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The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Piano Tuner

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Irate Tile Man

Characters: Frank Rizzo,

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