“Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You wanna scrap – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
Sparky the Clown
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
Bad Tomatoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Sushi Chef
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Who are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
Dental Malpractice
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Dental Malpractice Characters: Ali Kamal Summary: Transcript:
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
Husband Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
Boats Express
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
“Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laser Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Laser Surgery Characters: Summary: Transcript: