Title: The Relationship Consultant[The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.]Caller: Hello?Character 1: Hi, yes, is this the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson?Caller: Yes, it is. May I ask who’s calling?Character 1: Of course, my name is Alex, and I’m a relationship consultant. I specialize in resolving conflicts and fostering healthy […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Santa’s Delivery Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Truck Registration Characters: Frank Rizzo, DMV Agent Summary: Transcript:
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
