“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Kamal Ahmed, best known for his work as part of the legendary Jerky Boys comedy duo, is making waves once again, this time as a central figure in the provocative series Jerky Boy: Crashing the System Again. In its second season, the show takes a sharp and satirical look at the weapons industry, pushing the […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: TV Repair Characters: Kissel/Pico Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Tarbash’s Ride Dilemma”[Setting: A busy city street. Tarbash, a conscientious and eco-friendly cab driver, waits in his hybrid vehicle for passengers.]Tarbash: (Answering a call) Hello, this is Tarbash. How may I assist you on this fine day?Caller: Yo, I need a ride to the corner of 5th and Elm.Tarbash: Certainly, my friend. I’ll be […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Mariposa Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Prank calling has been a popular form of entertainment among friends for decades. It’s a way to have a good laugh, relieve stress, and make some unforgettable memories. With the advancement of technology, prank calling has become even easier and more fun than ever before. If you’re looking for a way to prank call your […]
Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
