Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tandem Bicycles
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tandem Bicycles Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical phone conversation regarding the sale of Civil War memorabilia. Voice 1 describes an eccentric individual with an assortment of items, including old guns, a Gatling gun causing neighborhood disturbances, cannons, and even a preserved foot […]
Pick Up Pie
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pick up Pie Characters: Frank Summary: Transcript:
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: What starts as a normal chainsaw sale goes wrong quickly after Sol takes a tumble. But don’t worry, his son is coming and he’s sitting and smoking and watching television. Transcript:
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
Jocko Johnson: The Man Behind The Laughs
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
Tennis Ball Machine – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
Jerky Boy Kamal Ahmed Takes on the Weapons Industry in Groundbreaking Comedy Series
Kamal Ahmed, best known for his work as part of the legendary Jerky Boys comedy duo, is making waves once again, this time as a central figure in the provocative series Jerky Boy: Crashing the System Again. In its second season, the show takes a sharp and satirical look at the weapons industry, pushing the […]
Mechanic Prank Call Guide
Prank calls are a timeless way to have a good laugh and entertain yourself and your friends. One of the classic prank call scenarios is calling a mechanic and pretending to have a ridiculous problem with your car. Whether you are looking to prank your friends or just want to have a good laugh, a […]
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Masturbation Box
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Masturbation Box Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: This skit is a chaotic and humorous phone conversation between multiple characters, primarily involving Sol Rosenberg and various voices on the other end of the line. Sol seeks someone to weld a steel box for him, initially requesting it to be […]
Hucklebuck
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hucklebuck Characters: Frank Rizzo, Juggy Summary: Transcript:
Piano Tuner
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent”[Scene: A bustling office setting. A phone rings.]Caller: [Excitedly] Hello?Receptionist: Good afternoon, thank you for calling. How can we assist you today?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’m calling about the sailboat, you know?Receptionist: Of course, sir. How can I help you with that?Caller: Yeah, I got a problem with this sailboat. I […]