The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800-How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, Frank Rizzo has just experienced a traumatic incident where someone backed over his legs with a vehicle. He calls a customer service line, presumably related to the incident, and begins a conversation with Voice 2. Frank is visibly agitated […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hot Rod Mover Characters: Jake the truck driver Summary: Transcript: 0:00 Phone rings.. 0:01 Jake: “Yeah, you need a driver there buddy?” 0:04 Voice 1: “Who’s this?” 0:04 Jake: “This is Jake callin’ about the job driving’. I saw it in the paper.” 0:08 Voice 1: “Yes.” 0:08 […]
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling grocery store. A concerned voice picks up.]Store Clerk: Good day, how may I assist you?Caller: Hello, yes. I’m calling to voice some concerns about the products your store carries.Store Clerk: Of course, I’m here to help. What seems to be the issue?Caller: […]
Prank calls are a timeless way to have a good laugh and entertain yourself and your friends. One of the classic prank call scenarios is calling a mechanic and pretending to have a ridiculous problem with your car. Whether you are looking to prank your friends or just want to have a good laugh, a […]
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Inclusive Salon Experience[Scene: Inside a modern, inclusive salon. Soft music plays in the background. A diverse group of clients, including people of various races, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities, are seated in the waiting area. The atmosphere is welcoming and accepting.]Voice on the Phone: (ringing) “Hello, and thank you for calling our inclusive salon, […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
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The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The recent uproar surrounding an alleged prank call scheme involving Donald Trump, Chris Cuomo of CNN, and Andrew Cuomo has stirred controversy in political and media circles.The Players InvolvedIn this saga, we have Donald Trump, the former President known for his unorthodox media approaches, and Chris Cuomo, a prominent CNN anchor. Andrew Cuomo, former governor […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Cremation Services Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Food & Drug Complaint Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary Summary: In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
