1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)
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0:00: Phone rings.
0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:04 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:05 Voice 3: “Hello. Hello”
0:07 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:08 Voice 3: “Yeah.”
0:09 Voice 2: “Yeah, what?”
0:10 Voice 3: “Who is this?”
0:11 Voice 2: “It’s me [Inaudible 00:12]”
0:13 Voice 3: “Who’s this?”
0:14 Voice 2: “Who’s this?”
0:15 Voice 3: “Yeah, you called three times. What you need?”
0:17 Voice 2: “I not call nobody. You called me.”
0:20 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from there.”
0: 24 Voice 2: “Why…”
0:25 Voice 3: “Excuse me?”
0:26 Voice 2: “Ma’am, my phone ring. I take the phone.”
0:27 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from here.”
0:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”
0:31 Voice 1: “Hello”
0:31 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:32 Voice 1: “Hi. Ma’am? Hello.”
0:35 Voice 3: “Hello.”
0:36 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens.”
0:37 Voice 3: “Thousand chickens?”
0:38 Voice 1: “Yes.”
0:39 Voice 3: “No. I don’t sell thousand chickens.”
0:41 Voice 1: “Sir? Does somebody have chickens?”
0:44 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:45 Voice 3: “I don’t sell thousand chickens, sir.”
0:47 Voice 2: “Miss, this is a chicken market, [Inaudible 00:50]
0:52 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens, ma’am.”
0:55 Voice 2: “Okay. Come here.”
0:56 Voice 3: “Bye bye.”
0:57 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:57 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:58 Voice 1: “Ma’am?”
0:59 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:00 Voice 1: “Do you sell chickens?”
1:01 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:02 Voice 1: “I need thousand chickens.”
1:03 Voice 2: “Okay. Come.”
1:04 Voice 1: “Okay.”
1:04 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
1:05 Voice 1: “For parties.”
1:06 Voice 2: “Excuse me?”
1:07 Voice 1: “For a party?”
1:08 Voice 2: “Okay.”
1:09 Voice 1: “Yes.”
1:10 Voice 2: “Come in.”
1:11 Voice 1: “Do these chickens have big assholes?”
1:14 Voice 2: “You coming, you pay the chickens. You got the chicken, no problem.”
1:18 Voice 1: “And you don’t care what I do with them?”
1:21 Voice 2: “You kill them?”
1:22 Voice 1: “We are going to kill them after we you know, you know…fuck ‘em a little you know.”
1:26 Voice 2: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”
1:27 Voice 1: “You know what I mean?”
1:28 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
1:29 Voice 1: “It’s crazy sex.”
1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”
1:31 Voice 1: “You’re a stupid bastard, sir! I’m going to call the police.”
1:35 Voice 2: “For what?”
1:36 Voice 1: “Let me speak to that lady.”
1:39 Voice 2: “No. It’s wrong number. [Inaudible 00:42] you see? I don’t know.”
1:44 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:45 Phone IVR: If you like to make a call…
1:46 Voice 1: “Stop it you basket!”
1:47 Voice 1 hangs up.